Bsky whyyyyyy

Guhhhhh

Butch/Femme toxic yuri where they're both trying to manipulate the other because theyre afraid giving up control means losing the game, and eventually begin to get worried that it means losing each other, responding with desperation and codependency in a death spiral that binds them closer together.

Oh hey I'm a butch ;3

I think it is preferable to have politicians who have, at some point in their lives, lived like a normal person

Daddy (female)

I don't care who the king sends I am not respecting the English

My witchknight...

@packofthefog.bsky.social US?!?

LEZ GOOOOO

Wait did I just agree to this 😅

Fucking finally someone does something about the multi-millionaires and billionaires who buy property and then never fucking live here. Thank you Zohran!

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Hey loves! They're turning my shit inside out next month (aaaAAAAA) and I'm gonna need a little help — it would mean sooo much if you could support and share my fundraiser to help this fruity little doll afford supplies and food and rent while in recovery and unable to work 💕

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@packofthefog.bsky.social if you dress like this when we meet I will literally propose on the spot

Oh 😍

We’re so used to calling the various tech oligarchs and Trump pigs Bond villains but Eric Adams is unique in that he is the only irl Venture Bros villain.

Prince commanding her knight to kill her as the enemy breaks down the gates and approaches the keep, being held in her subordinate and lover's arms as she slips away...

Good knights follow orders~<3

Not a communist, but the pizza doesnt look half bad

Let me teach you, sweetie

Damn you are giving me ideas

Nah y'all put in some serious work. One of my close friends is a former EMT, she's been shot at twice. I have all the respect in the world for what you guys do.

If I speak a couple of my followers may get very mad... so let me just say this statement makes me very horny and move on

Jews for RNGsus

That's my knight, my good dog...

Its such a good dog

Starting the stopwatch for how long it takes the gymbros to discover petplay

Yeah before that he literally had the ability to take on other people's pain onto himself. Bro was the ultimate therapist healslut, and then he got got by the nails.

I regret to inform you that first one exits, just not in DnD. His name's Angron, from Warhammer 40k

I love having girls that just call me "momma" now. Its so much fun! ❣️