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Happy Birthday, lovely. Hope you have a fab day

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Caught episode 1 on Sky Atlantic earlier. I'd forgotten how it made me feel - the music especially. Amazing tv.

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It’s me, NoNo. Small robot you know. Friend of Ulysses

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Without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18

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I thought we agreed that ka-kaw ka-kaw and tucky-tucky didn’t work.

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Oh, God. That all looks gorgeous

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Diarrhoea-HUH #totp

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Really great.

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I’ve done a plait.

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"There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist."

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And all is right with the world. Such a great sight to wake up to.

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Y’all want some devilled eggs?

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Genuinely one of the coolest things I've ever seen a cultural venue post

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Same. I’ve got so little I could probably give each individual hair a name

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I’m a serial liker. If I follow someone it’s because I like them and what they post. So if I see that someone has posted out something into the void then I’m going to smash that little heart. And I don’t care if people don’t reciprocate. They can use the button as much or as little as they like.

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I’m not convinced that those ladies are playing those trumpets #totp

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Grond! Grond! Grond!

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It would need at least four episodes devoted to Eunice.

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I went to my local Lidl earlier in shorts and t shirt. Old couple there were wearing big winter coats and woolly hats.

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I'm starting to think that maybe FIFA need to take back their peace prize

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Never sleep with your feet uncovered or a monster is going to eat it. 

Person two thinks and sleeps with his arse out of the bed

Never sleep with your feet uncovered or a monster is going to eat it. Person two thinks and sleeps with his arse out of the bed

On the other hand…

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Thanks šŸ™‚ It’s from Jim’ll Paint It. However every time I wear it I do get the theme tune from the cartoon (with amended lyrics to fit the tee) stuck in my head

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Middle aged homo walking down a path in the sunshine. He’s just had his hair done and apparently this warrants a round of applause.

Middle aged homo walking down a path in the sunshine. He’s just had his hair done and apparently this warrants a round of applause.

Got my hair did, didn’t I. Powers restored.

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Finale of The Old King’s Crown against the automa player ā€˜the simulacrum’ Human player is playing as The Uprising and has won by one point.

Finale of The Old King’s Crown against the automa player ā€˜the simulacrum’ Human player is playing as The Uprising and has won by one point.

Great solo game of The Old King’s Crown earlier. Narrowly beat the simulacrum by 1 point. The strategic options in this are incredible - each turn has so many variables and the automa opponent is really well crafted. This is going to be a staple of my table #boardgames

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His joker got me there. Absolutely pitch perfect with the inexperienced comic routine.

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Like nothing was holding it together

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Decent amount of chocolate on one of my Easter Eggs today. It’s thicker than a Reform voter in some places.

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A freshly made batch of chocolate ice cream. Some bananas in the background

A freshly made batch of chocolate ice cream. Some bananas in the background

As the weather is sort of warming up it’s ice cream season. Today’s batch is, appropriately, chocolate.

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Good point. In that early morning fugue state I can't always tell the difference between reality and dreams

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If you’re asleep when It happens, would you want to be woken up?

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