I'm gonna say Edinburgh because then I could visit you!

My flowers are no laughing matter. 😭

My favourite dispensary is going to give me a discount today, yaaaaay!

I drove 13 miles to work in under 30 minutes yesterday. Does my car get a medal?

[Scottish people voice]

"Oh aye, Charlie's kirk? You mean the papist one?"

This reminds me of an old Tumblr post that was of this format.

"When Girls Want to F*** Monsters:
[pictures of truly monstrous things]

When Guys Want to F*** Monsters:
[pictures of cute anime girls who have devil horns or tails]"

It could be a lira da braccio or a vielle, I reckon.

It's what I learned too though. I forgive you for being English!

THANK YOU!

(...And now I'm curious to discover if American and British folks even realise that you're doing this nursery rhyme differently.)

I've lived in America since childhood and Dana's family have confirmed to me that it really is "incy wincy spider" and not "itsy bitsy spider" and Americans have been gaslighting me this whole time and acting like I didn't remember nursery rhymes correctly.

Well, it's nice to know that I haven't been replaced by AI! 🤣

An email notification to me from a recruiter: "Music composer at Starby from $1 a year." It says I'd be a good fit for a video game composer.

$1 a year to be a composer? Talk about starving artists!

There's a martial arts studio here called Springfield Submission Society and I have so many jokes to make.

It's my month! Mēnesis Mātōnyaes!

SPRING IS HERE OFFICIALLY!

Reminds me of that episode of The Orville where people on a planet are oppressed based on which Zodiac they are in that planets local astrology culture.

Oh goodness, never mind.

It's 28 in Western Massachusetts today. (Record-breaking heatwave, apparently)

I'm melting.

Madainn mhath!

The year is 2033. Male students won't do homework for me anymore because of the new trend of patriarchymaxxing. They refuse to do what a woman tells them.

I become queen of the world and abolish the concept of masculinity. Men everywhere walk around in floral dresses. Homework is passed in on time.

I think I did this accidentally.

Sometimes when @mathonwy.bsky.social goes out of the room, she starts a video playing for me so I don't get bored!

It's very wholesome! 🥰

We live in a reverse-Omelas where all of us suffer greatly so that a couple dozen people get to live the most extravagantly luxurious lives possible with every happiness and fantasy afforded them.

*me, ace but not aro*

Why not both?

Tension btwn lesbians wanting all the women who've lived together throughout history to be extremely gay, and aro ace people wanting all the women who've lived together to be extremely close friends*.

(*This is an oversimplification, there are lesbian aro aces, etc.)

Rapunzel cheekily nudging Cassandra.

Dana and me speaking Gaelic so people around us don't understand us when we talk about them.

Oh thank goodness, that's much better.

Best wishes and good luck, sister! I'm excited for you! 😍

Chemotherapy problems!

Oh no, are you on chemo?

That's why I love Dunkins. It's purely a utilitarian caffeine intake system.