You can almost hear Optimus prime, saying he’s proud of the Nutcracker.

I don’t know who was stoned at Trader Joe’s when they came up with this product, but it tastes like someone crumbled up pizza flavored combos, and mixed together ranch and cold Chef Boyardee pizza sauce as a dressing.

I’m not the only one

I said the same thing right when the end credits started rolling.

So a few thoughts on Gladiator two. This movie seemed very, very, very against theater kids running government. Also, what happened to the monkey? I need some kind of closure on the monkey. Shouldn’t he be in charge of Rome?

I just watched the second episode of the new show on Hulu called interior Chinatown and it’s great. I wanna keep binging, but I need to go to bed. Great episode! @evafay.bsky.social

Hello blue sky people thought I introduced myself. This is the kind of humor I bring when working in News. Happy two year anniversary to this gem.

So apparently, I’m on this now?