If I figure out which house it is I will try that. I live in a major city, and the backyard chicken pilot project is over. If it were hens I would not complain but this rooster... Is making me very irate.

One of the houses around the block has a rooster. I'm all for backyard chickens, but the rooster is wearing on my last nerve.

Drunk tourists too! I know I've eaten there several times. I have no recollection of what I ate.

I feel like how come you do not is a valid question.

But I'm also middle aged.

I'm going for Hunan food tonight and I keep trying to get them to properly burn me but they always hold back.

One Thai place in Bangkok destroyed me for 2 days and I still dream about their food.

This was my first encounter with them, apparently it's a thing in Atlantic Canada. There were 4 flavours of kettle chips in one bag and it was an exciting thing for someone like me who cannot make decisions about which flavour to eat.

I try hard not to buy snack foods but then I'm forever annoyed with myself for not having snack foods. Chips is a big one.

My bestie and I had a whole text exchange last night about rules for eating chips.

Have you ever had Storm Chips? These were a revelation.

Baby scientist just had her first grant proposal approved for funding. And I wrote that proposal all by myself. 🤓

It might be Armageddon, it might not. But I made a really good pie crust tonight.

How does one work today with the threat of global annihilation weighing on us? How do we just pretend that everything is OK today?

Good news! I was diagnosed as "getting old". My new moles are fine and just a regular part of getting old.

I've had a few findings on Merlin that have me questioning the findings based on seasonality.

Uggi says exercise with the dog is good for writing inspiration.

I'm in the waiting room at the dermatologist and there is a boomer watching what sounds like a snuff film at full volume on his phone. The secretary keeps telling him to turn it off and he's ignoring her. I wonder how long this will go on.

A win for you!

These are universal truths. I really love garlic. It is by far the best thing ever.

Also stay out of my toolbox kthx.

Keep the butt stuff out of the kitchen.

The flared base? That is definitely not a potato masher. I mean, you can successfully mash potatoes with it, but that's not the intended use.

He is definitely in control. He is making you think he is trapped and in need of ham.

Amazon legit delivered an empty envelope to us today.

Owl sightings are always a hoot.

Moss met the Easter Bunny today and he was pretty happy about his experience.

A white and brown standard poodle is pet by someone dressed up as the Easter Bunny. The bunny is holding a basket of Easter eggs.

He captures the feeling of the day perfectly.

She definitely deserves more egg.

Another Passover of not being invited to any of the extended family's Seders. Some years it really stings. This year is one of them. Never good enough to be included.

All tasks require the help of a dog.

I support frivolous purchases that spark joy.

If it brings you joy is it really all that silly?