not a day goes by where I don’t think about the miracle that was the p’zone

took 50mg of ephedrine at 7pm last night, promptly fell asleep for 12 hours

how am I supposed to get anything done T-T

babe wake up
KASSO eps 3-4 just dropped

lots of art!

nothing like slugging the ol' tinny bean juice

that awkward moment when you’re casually drinking kidney beans at a stoplight and make eye contact with a pedestrian

cat in odd anthropomorphic pose

shopping for cat carriers

This is how my wife and I find out about the new Wallace and Gromit - the nell network never fails

this alt text is *everything*

A Texan coworker told me (mentally add some twang):

“Getting a director to agree isn’t impossible - but making it out of hell after killing the devil might be. On account of our hell being staffed by consultants that would make demons blush. At least they keep each other busy, suppose.”

Accurate.

I’ve had good success by meeting the hard R with

“oh yeah, I hear the kids are saying that again”

Seems to get the message across.

Waiting anxiously for this foretold grail T_T

Yay! Best prize ever 🥰

Chuck/Carter Baizen
Dan/Damien Daalgard

Serena/A dog or something healthier than her track record

Bart/Rufus could be so good🙂‍↕️

is this grail real? I would totally read it

How I’ve missed these thoughts

The queen has returned ^~^

kinda have to, right?