When will these criminals be deported?

Capital punishment for treason.

Time travel has a strict dress code.

Very impressive weevil.

You can't keep a groomer down.

Do you think she has a fan club yet?

That's not a problem, it's a goal

Sounds like a win win situation.

Have you tried companion gardening? Certain plants repel insects that attack your veg.

Bombing them into the stone age would bring them to Hegseth's intelligence level.

There will be a Gideon Bible in every room for anyone who actually wants to read.

Honestly, I think the US became a failed state when they decided guns were more important than their own children and we’re just watching the end.

You don't need a resume in hell.

So they can tell by barcode which votes to count?

He's so very close to figuring this out

And we're the only country to allow mail in voting, right?

Wonderful job, your design and color choice are great.

They should have named it Commodity not Communion. Everything is for sale.

The Art of the Deal.

This is so much better than flossing.

So a cease fire deal, which he refused yesterday?

It's beautiful, you contributed. You weren't the jerk in the story.

No, wait I can do this trick, it's in my right wing, no, now it's in the left. The wing is quicker than the eye, hey where are you going? I got more, I can keep it up all

Every state governor should work on renewable energy for their state. Nothing will be done at the federal level. We can't wait on Republicans.

The guy in the back is defibrillated by the charge and wakes up finding himself looking out at traffic.

Did we win that one too?

Our county police now have drones. I'm willing to bet there is even more money in drones than we suspected.

So he admits he's been affected mentally, why hasn't he resigned?

I hate it when that happens

Sounds like MAGA wants to blame someone else. Again.