I will hold no truck with that very un Norse saint and his killing of dragons for trophy sport! Bastard!
And where did Patrick get a car to drive snakes around the place too? Posh wanker.

Blue moonshine of Kentucky

A good pair of oxbloods are good for a straightener on the cobbles with the local fash.

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Beer and sloe things in Las Vegas

Yeah they should run away from Trumpstein

I always just feel like another spoke in the wheel

Digital takes a lot of getting used to doesn’t it. To tell a secret, I still use my sketchbook then photograph it into procreate as a drawing guide 😩

Power from a source that can’t be controlled or charged for. That’s what it’s about. Money.

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I’d go out tonight but I haven’t got a fish to weeeeaaaaaarrrrreeeeerrrreee

Farage the fuhrer. What a little whelk

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Looking at them tiles he’s gotta be called weetus!

I’m a sucker for a mandolin. Such a great sound. I also love the smiths music but can’t get away with morrissey. He’s absolutely pathetic

We like the reindeer piddle and mead!

I will not bend to such European modernist thinking! I do however have a large British microscope!

Court order says I’m not allowed binoculars anymore. Saxonist pricks

Sir Mike! We’ve been through this before! Boris, ah yes, brilliant Boris! Didn’t lie! He just was misled by that colossal ecstasy fiend and lefty unwashed glastonburyite Dom

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R.E.M are far better than most people appreciate, especially if you dive below the ‘hits’

I’ll die on this hill.

Turgid recall

Yup. I wouldn’t take it down. Free speech champion Elon muskrat didn’t like me implying he wanted to build a brothel on mars populated by Tesla sex robots either. Fucking sissy.

He needs to savage NUFC good n proper. Skunk twats

Careful I got my twitter deleted for… well… he doesn’t like it! 😂

3D printers are a doddle to dismantle.

Now… can I put it back together?

Stay tuned for squirrelly shit and ass-clownery!

Image: John Malecki

Sometimes the ideas just hit at 1am

I’ve got a suggestion: just make fucking coffee. None of this dish water they pass off now

Not sure if this is fake, but it’s very interesting

Yet nobody wants to listen to @zackpolanski.bsky.social who’s thrashing their ridiculous arses with the belt of reality.

Owl of death

Jinkies! That’s old man Trump!

@netflix.com are doing a new live action scooby doo. Life is good.

Perverts! That’s who! Turgid sexbot enthusiasts!