If only there was a word for “exploitative sexual behavior with a 16-year-old girl when he was 30.”

I have legit lost my voice from doing an Alex Jones impression once an hour or so for the last three days. Nobody hates this man more than his own larynx.

¿Por qué no los dos?

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

"Babe, but they're so expensive.."

Kash Patel drinks until he can see straight.

a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone ALT: a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone

I think that if Trump tries to get a third term, Obama should run against him. What's good for the goose..

Also, I think Obama could troll him until Trump lost his shit.

Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani sing ‘Wheels on the Bus’ to kids in NYC

Yes, the LCS is a special kind of trainwreck.

$600B is a big deal, and the Pentagon doesn't know where a good chunk of their money goes as it is, but the F-35 doesn't need to be catching strays here. The media had a field day with earlier incidents, but it's twice as safe as the F-16 and the finished product is extremely capable.

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

Cool Stuff's inventory is entirely online and tied to their local POS registers. When you pre-pay cash at the register, they're selling you a spot from the online inventory.

Yeah, I picked the Izzet one for that reason.

I was fortunate that my LGS allowed you to pick one when you paid for the pre-release in advance.

Has the Pentagon press office insisted that the PULP FICTION dialogue is actually in the Bible, or are they waiting for Secretary Drinky Drinky to scream that point at his next presser?

How does Dwarf Fortress get one before NetHack?

For ideological reasons, I moved from Substack to beehiiv and couldn’t be happier. I’m happy to talk to anyone who wants to make a move.

Leaving Substack is like planting a tree.

The best day to do it was years ago. The second best day is today.

I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.

Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell X.com I am suspending my campaign for Governor. To my family, staff, friends, and supporters, I am deeply sorry for mistakes in judgment I've made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegations that have been made — but that's my fight, not a campaign's. 7:36 PM • 4/12/26 • 12K Views

⚠️ SWALWELL OUT OF RACE FOR GOVERNOR

Right? WTF.

Jacksonville, Florida too. That was crap.

Oh wow NZ did a study that confirmed that big pickups compensate for little peens

Process, not prices. Lol

Legal question: If, hypothetically, Zampolli brought Knauss here illegally for sex work and committed crimes in the prices, would that mean Knauss was sexually trafficked?

In his first 100 days, Zohran Mamdani has:

-Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by gig companies
-Cracked down on predatory landlords
-Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program
-Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets

This is what leadership looks like.

As primaries are approaching we need a candidate who will fight and end this Supreme Court as we know it and give us back a real functioning court. Without this we will be going nowhere.

This article doesn't include any new revelations.

All three.

4 shipped made it through the Strait of Hormuz today.

Iran still controls their uranium and over half their ballistic missiles.

But hey, at least a bunch of Trump’s close friends made bank making anonymous bets on Polymarket!