My ankles have had it too good for too long so I made the executive decision to roll my shit crazy style.

tbf if I climbed Everest I wouldn't shut up about it either 🤼

I trust London Lightning because I know how he dies #mysterywrestling24

You should start calling him "Mike"

me sowing/me reaping

...and I'm still waiting for MVP to elevate black talent like he was talking about after leaving the fed. Remember when he was scouting every black person on the roster and chose MJF?

Kroger brand laundry detergent pod that looks all messed up

I would die for you, fuck-ugly generic brand Tide Pod.

Chappelle Roan's bodyguard when she spots a child nearby

It's sad, but ever since he started picking up steam I knew they would need to turn him to get him to the next level.

CMLL is selling out every week, luchadors aren't the problem your company cant book for shit, especially not for mexicans.

Seeing Fed 🤼 fans talking about Luchador fatigue is so fucking funny, that there are too many Luchadors and they're so generic and how can anyone care about all of them?

So there's this place called Mexico...

I know war dogs were big in NJPW but everything about their presentation feels... confused. The Don Callis Family feels more cohesive than these random men.

Clark Connors walking unbothered while Gabe did his little gollum scuttle, and seeing "The Dogs" pop up on the screen made me choke from laughing

Announcing them as Protokada + Mark Davis is evil work... Aussie Open is dead #AEWDynamite

They're called australians

I'm rooting for ricochet on Twitter always, even when he's out of pocket. He makes the right people mad.

Joe had the easiest choice ever of who to run a dojo and picked wrong.

They've been giving away too many good matches, save the 1 v 1 for All-in

If there's one thing MJF is good at its being a loser when he needs to be.

Map of US on the AEW National Title that does not contain West Texas

Why does the #AEW National title not contain West Texas? Does Ricochet it not recognize El Paso?

My President is the ghost that occasionally takes over Trump and makes him accidentally say something super based.

I am in Texas and I do not care about these men. I doubt that nostalgia for the von erichs even exists here, at least among modern audiences.

You're really gonna make me protest, I'm still recovering from new years.

In this house, we love Speedball Mike Bailey & hate landlords

Document reading "Halflings are wonderful little guys Gnomes are horrid little creatures"

Doing some worldbuilding for D&D

Imagine if humans had the strength to tear off their own heads.

The people attending TNA tapings now are the fed fans who were priced out of attending WWE shows.

Language is constantly evolving in new and horrible ways.

But if he went to WWE, he could have gotten a title in just 15 years!!

MOX is such a diva i love it 🤼