Humble brag.

That tracks.

In 2002, every high school class had 2-7 girls named Brynn. What happened to them? Never met an adult Brynn.

Lmao 8000 colonels in the basement of a distillery warehouse, an hour outta Louisville.

Gonna be awesome to see videos of what snowballs do to these things.

My evil nerd glasses are answering a lot of questions I thought were already posed and answered by my evil nerd outfit.

Post-chella made it inevitable.

That’s what they sound like…? People, expect better from your tunes. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl77...

I was afraid of that.

Is reverb threatening me? Should I be concerned?

Thank you for coming out tonight, everybody! Great turn out, great vibes. For anyone hoping for cynicism, I got nothin. Fran and her team are the real deal. We can win.

Regarding the Geese discourse: Never heard a note, don’t plan on it. Lmao.

You’re alive at the same time as Kim Namjoon, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung, and Jeon Jungkook. Grow up and listen to real music.

“Hey kid, you want this? Yeah me either.” 🚮

I hope nobody pulls an “online stunt” and like, poisons his food. That would be awful.

Last week of the regular season is an awesome time to watch a bunch of guys you’ve never heard of play no-stakes hockey while the actual dudes rest for the playoffs. Good stuff. Worth the trip, for sure.

“Actually,”

You’ve already lost. Stop. STOP!

You, yes *you* are making an asshole of yourself by engaging in any of this.

Can’t be out here, knowing about popes. They don’t know about you. Embarrassing. Pull yourselves together.

Literally every single person on this website (except me) knows too much about Catholicism, to be trusted.

Sorry, losers, I do mean all of you.

Chinese sci-fi: Inscrutable description of a vessel’s propulsion system for 75 pages and… why am I crying?

The Shredder EVA and his Metal Gear boss buddies are Iran.

Come on, wing.

It’s also rarely music that calls for that kinda loudness. Dudes on those trikes love to be blasting like Billy Joel - My Life down the busiest street in town.

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Pledged my life to Roku’s Basilisk and as soon as my remote gets that message to my TV (usually 3-4 business days) I should be in the clear.

Make sure to watch it before 4/15, when they take it down and somehow make money off of doing so, on their taxes.

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Who gives a shit about JD Vance?

Air’s too thin. Makes pancakes weird too.