Huffing that junk like its oxygen and Im at the bottom of the god damned ocean

Solid snake is saying this to him btw

"Sonic... I know you dont want to hurt people, but it's inevitable. The only way to avoid it is isolating yourself... but that causes great pain in itself."

"Woah, talk about a hedgehog's dilemma!"

Should I get the psycho mantis happy meal at 3 am or nah

My friend asked me to pick up some bofa but Im not seeing it on amy of the shelves any advice

Heard about this thing called ligma you know anything about it

Brawl in the family had a guy named eario that was almost exactly this (he was a janitor though)

Whats up gamers its 2^2*3*5*7 and Im gonna celebrate by filling my bong with thc extract instead of water

Mice on the mind Im mousin out my whiskers are shakin my eyes are bogglin Im cheesed with my life

I think james beast might be some experimental mk ultra product

T girl piss lollipops

"So what makes it post-punk"

"The 2008 financial crisis"

Wanna be incesties (incest besties)?

I really like posting bc Ill see that 2 people liked something and think "yeah Im dril basically"

Tom and jerry were mad fruity for each other

You say this and I would argue that Gygax actually butchered Tolkien and then went on to create a fantasy setting that would be prion disease for fantasy media for decades to come

The fish are pogging

Yknow if a giant lady fed me and picked me up and called me a cutie Id let her touch my balls

*at da ihop*

Whats up I just got back from planned parenthood and this bitch is eatin for ONE tonight

YES someone who gets it

the 'we still talk about you' meme with a girl lying down on the ground speaking to something underground, with the subject changed to be the castlevania 64 skeleton side car enemy type

Sometimes I get brain horny which is TECHNICALLY sfw but I think its actually nastier bc Im intellectually jorkin it all over people and they dont even understand

The hardest part of bein a tiny little mouse isnt the part where people just abduct me its people posting rat picyures and saying "woah its you"

That just isnt the same animal man idk what to tell you

!!!

What if instead of killing someone after dating them I kill them BEFORE I date them

Tramp stamp but its the elvish script written above the entrance to the mines of moria

THIS MECHSPLO YURI SHIT IS EASY!!!

Got trans icon Terry Hintz from LISA the painful on the mind