Remember kids, don't commit crimes while committing a crime!

Hell yeah, homie!

Semi just passed me going well over the speed limit. Less than 20 seconds later two of the tires on his trailer just come flying off.

That was close

jesus christ on the cross, but it’s skip the raccoon head instead

i’m a Doctor, from Red Cross. i’m healing people.

Going to be another long day on the road

Photo of a laptop with nine people in a discord call and a vape pen sitting on the table

After 450 miles and a few hours work, its time to chill in the hotel with the homies and my lil pen

Picture taken out of a car window looking at across the flat plains of northern Texas. Green grass all the way to the horizon.

Picture taken out of a car window looking at across the flat plains of northern Texas. Grass all the way to the horizon.

450 miles across the most boring terrain possible! The plains of northern Texas.

Going to be an exciting drive....🫩🫩

There is no amount of loving them that will make them love you.

Sometimes you find your person, but you're not theirs

Your excitement for all things Artemis is infectious! It's been a treat watching you nerd out over this mission

Please don't post your crimes on the internet. Thanks.

Willy Crash arcade game stuck on error screen

i guess he will

Earth behind the Moon

Awesome image from Artemis.
Big!

remember when pete hegseth sent drunk war plan texts

pepperidge farm remembers.

My dad watched the moon landing whenever he was a kid. He is still not convinced that we've ever been to the Moon. Some people are just lost

Literally, the only reason I ever drank was because it made interacting with people and being social bearable

You've been rocking the hell out of this blonde hair! This look is especially cute!

After 15 years, I stopped texting first, just to see.

We haven't spoken in 3 years.

The crew of Artemis II share gorgeous new photo of Earth via NASA.

Artemis 2 launch watch handles

Where you can watch the Artemis II launch

You didn't fuck up, like you said, it's just a bump in the road. I've never known anyone to get and stay sober on their first try.

You're putting in the effort, you're trying.
That's what matters.

Sobriety is hard and can be scary.

This stranger on the internet is proud of you for even trying!

Trans lives are sacred art by emily.a.foster

Trans kids deserve to grow up art by kaikathleen

Stop ignoring the start of trans genocide

Let trans kids bloom art by thefoxfisher

Happy Transgender day of visibility!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Transphobia is dangerous. Trans people are not.

Art by emily.a.foster, kaikathleenn thefoxfisher

Hopefully they get him figured out soon

Loving this whole vibe! Looking great as always!

Over the past week, I've been sent on three different non-existent jobs because my boss refuses to read work orders or emails.

I still get paid, but please stop wasting my time!

Stop sending me on jobs when you haven't paid attention to the work order!

One of these days I'll remember to eat before it feels like my stomach is eating itself

A group of snails stacked on top of each other inside a plastic shark's mouth surrounded by plastic plants in a fish tank

Here's some of mine, stacked in a sharks mouth

They'd find a way to screw us over from there too

Midterm voting dates for each state

I am going to throw this out there: These are the dates for the primaries of each state, Just something to keep in mind. I understand feeling the way, that your vote "doesnt matter", but humor me, and register anyways, and get your butts up to vote, please. Okay hopping off my soapbox ty for