oh good, bsky’s broken again now i have to talk to the three-dimensional people who hate cum jokes

fukcing up ai trainnig one psot at a tmie

big day for pestilence and preventable disease

stealing the pie you left to cool on your windowsill because I’m a rascal

My soulmate is out there finishing fries that could’ve been shared with me

Tongues in buttholes > Boots on the ground

It’s Thursday, or as I like to call it, one day closer to the end.

I’m not saying I’m depressed, but I’m listening to the Smiths as a pick me up.

All my rats and spiders have loved me
Or at least tolerated me goddamnit

Plot twist: rats and spiders are repulsed by us

Babe, I know you thought I was a sensitive soul when you saw me crying during that Cure song but I really just had a chicken bone stuck in my throat

Time to dye my roots so no one can tell I’m not a natural magenta

You remind me of someone I used to be.

sorry i’m late, i was busy lamenting over the fact that i didn’t die in my sleep. AGAIN.

Not interested in getting a hobby other than gazing into the middle distance for a while.

get loved and cared for, idiot

The movie was “Hokum” with the guy from Severance and a bunch of Irish people
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This day in history. 2015. National Tea Day in the United Kingdom. Dreadful stuff, tea. Poisons the insides and breaks the spirit. My uncle Petey gave up whisky and switched to tea and never pulled a quarter out of my ear again.

We need like a dinner bell for specters or something

Welcome to the stupid little landscape that is my weird and unhinged thought process.

One time, as a teenager, I drew a gravestone on my wall and laid down in front of it, told my mom I was staying there until I died. I lasted about 20 minutes.

I'm going to dissociate, does anyone need anything?

From here it comes to there it goes.

I'm always super careful with my whispers, actually.

gonna emoji you like it's an aol chatroom in the 90s

Getting my *cardio in

*rage cleaning with intermittent crying jags

Did you know that if you stop being overly considerate nothing happens except you get your time and energy back from entitled people? I didn’t.

[direct eye contact with the mother who just asked when i’ll be done with the swing] i’m going to die on this fucking swing

right before i die i want to be shot into the moon's surface (this can be at any time)