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Posts by Amie Simon

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

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This week’s Letterboxd #Last4! Three new to me, one rewatch on 4K disc (Dead Again).

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Nope. Fuck this article, The Telegraph for publishing it, and Pelling for writing it. Hope that helps.

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What in the

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Starbucks really out here pulling a “How do you do, fellow kids?” move

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Thank youuuuuuuu 💕

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Member tix on sale today; general public tix on sale tomorrow!

It’s a dream come true to premiere at a festival I know, love, work with, and have attended since the early 90s. Just theeee best. 💕

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Be Careful What You Ask For You would be a lot prettier if you’d just smile. So come on, can I get a smile?

YOU GUYSSS!!! I’m so excited to share that my short horror film “Be Careful What You Ask For” will have its World Premiere @siffnews.bsky.social on May 9!!

More info & tix here: www.siff.net/festival/be-...

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Me: “I’ll take the bus to this event so I can walk and get some exercise! Who cares about a little rain?”

Also me: starts walking and discovers there’s a hole in her boot and her sock is quickly drenched. SONOFA

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Planted some new herbs on the deck and these two showed up to inspect my work…

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Another excellent mail day yesterday! Thanks to Criterion’s 50% off sale, I got all of these for less than $100. 🎉

#physicalmediaforever

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😬😬😬

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What! How did I not know about this?! Thank you for sharing!!

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Maestro Promotional Lobby Cards (Set of 10) An unusual piece of film promotion for Bradley Cooper's 2023 biopic Maestro , about the relationship between composer-conductor Leonard Bernstein and his wife Felicia Montealegre Bernstein: a set of 1...

This Mother's Day, give mom a gift that says you love her with all your heart, and understand her more deeply than anyone alive: A set of retro lobby cards commissioned to promote Bradley Cooper's biopic Maestro. mzs.press/Maestro-Prom...

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My ad feed on the “other” social platforms is 1) bad AI videos for exercise apps, 2) bad AI videos for menopause diets, and 3) celebrity endorsements for “the best” supplements to lose weight. (Which TBH could also be AI, except that most of them are selling their own brand)

It is. Thee. Worst.

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Doing one of those earnest posts where we kindly remind you that we lost half our operating budget over the summer, and that we're looking for ways to keep this whole thing going, and that if you like what we do or that we exist, the best thing you could possibly do to support us is to subscribe

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Ohhhh I have been avoiding Mosquito Coast for the fear of that wrecking! But maybe it is time…

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a chicken on the beach with the caption if you are seeing this
the curse is lifted
have a good day

a chicken on the beach with the caption if you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

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Letterboxd #LastFour — not as chaotic as usual! 2 new to me: 2 rewatches.

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April Fool’s Day continues to be my least favorite day of the year.

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Thank you,Cherry Picks! ❤️🍒The Serpent’s Skin is great and y’all should see it.

My full review here: ilovesplatter.com/2026/03/24/t...

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The gull on my hotel balcony, watching me eat my breakfast burrito with a pane of glass separating us

The gull on my hotel balcony, watching me eat my breakfast burrito with a pane of glass separating us

"Oh, you have a breakfast burrito? You know, I like breakfast burritos."

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Excellent mail day thanks to @vinsyn.bsky.social!

#PhysicalMedia FOREVER

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The panicked “can’t you just put it back on?” broke me!

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I haven’t been to a water park in years but after this last episode of #ThePitt, I won’t ever be going to one again.

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Nice! I will give that a listen for sure.

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I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

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Just saw 2 podcast bros slamming this film as “awful” before revealing that … neither one of them has even seen it. THE FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE

It’s truly ok if you don’t like a movie. Even if I love it! But what we are not gonna do is review films we haven’t even watched. 😐😐😐

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Hard agree with ALL of that!

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My Letterboxd #LastFour is as chaotic as ever! 1 rewatch, 3 new to me — how come none of yall told me there was a MURDER in a Pixar film?!

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