Two friends just sent me Broadway reels within an hour of each other. I'm slowly conditioning them

Mostly planning trips and local outings. I didn't need pto anyway

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Pictures are definitely borked

the vibe codes have stolen all the pictures

Oh it's not just me

Screenshot with names and profile pic redacted. The text reads "Happy birthday."

Alright I feel the need to uncork the discourse on just how passive aggressive a period is at the end of a happy birthday wish

Heads up if you're using TikTok

I voted sticker. A tortoise wearing a jaunty cap is standing on a stool and waving an american flag and a heron is voting

Gotta get that sticker. I don't think I know the parable of the tortoise and the heron though

Say less

In unfortunate news, one of the missions I work on, NASA TRACERS, is on the chopping block in the budget proposed by Trump and Vought.

A functional pair of sats that would just outright be shut off because the current federal government is anti science and anti exploration.

In some ways I think looking back that it forced me to speed run the grieving process because there was literally no distractions but it was definitely not a good time. I'm glad it's in the past now

Horse on a Treadmill research labs continuing to make great progress on all fronts

Cost aside, assuming you were actually trying to make it to the airport you still end up waiting around for the next flight? Like I'd argue I've spent MORE time in airports the times I've missed flights due to reasons. It's not a thing to be proud of

May the AI customer support guides smile upon you

I am so ready for these disingenuous ads to be over with. Seeing VA gop twist words is infuriating

Yeah... I broke up with my long term (luckily not live in) partner about a week before everything shut down. In the long run probably for the best and I think trying to navigate that with him would have hurt even more but I don't know that I've ever felt more lonely

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says nope . do n't like that . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says nope . do n't like that .

Posted a photo of a sign I thought was amusing to reddit and I guess it did numbers yesterday so today I had the uncanny experience of seeing my photo with my reflection in it with a random ass AI screed attached as I scrolled Facebook

"Police did not share any information about the suspect, but Bordelon said some of the children in the homes “were his descendants.”"

Just an absolute punch in the gut.

Righteous gemstones becomes reality

Reports: Flyers captain Giroux arrested, accused of grabbing cop's tush Reports: Flyers captain arrested after allegedly grabbing cop's tush

Playoff hockey www.foxsports.com/stories/nhl/...

Oh my god indeed

On multiple occasions in the past year, members of a security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to justice department of White House officials. Our request for “breaching equipment” – normally used by SWAT and hostage rescue teams to quickly gain entry into the buildings – was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind, locked doors, according to multiple their request

I’ve been drunk but never “call the breaching team” drunk

She already is! Check out the videos on her Instagram she's phenomenal

Do pups have their own tooth fairy?

Same. "oh maybe I'll get more work done today!"

Nope. Instead I've spammed page after page determined to get it to load

Aww, I'm so sorry. Sending hugs!

bluesky is actually paying homage to an ancient internet tradition known as "signing off." it is a lost art, but people would "disconnect" and maybe return to the family computer after finishing dinner and homework