rat pee on coke cans, rat pee inside pepsi cans. i know my choise (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ┻━┻

i also went to the "irish history museum" which turned out to be a bar. 10/10 no notes

i went to the hard rock cafe in new orleans and it was fine

how egregious of the bom to deny weather coverage to children

I can’t be bothered.

Genocide is much more offensive than the word CUNT.

The end.

Here bitch you dropped your hat

i live a blessed life that is full to bursting with love

how no coffee
with bagel
coffee
goes with the bagel

cream cheese is the penultimate bagel topping, short of nutella and strawberries

i should be able to see a quoted tweet if the author of the QT has not blocked me, even if they have blocked the quoter. i keep thinking that *i'm* blocked

the devil just blinked

found the forum moderator

good with ketchup

also anyone, even the most basic fool, who uses aws for their hosing, uses multi-az hosting across multiple zones in the world, because an az will go down from time to time

whyyy don't you aaask the ships at strait of hormuzzz

if i was a leitmotif i'd be like "do do do do"

the unsophisticated american could never. "oh i just take the cone out." barbaric

even if it's quote unquote ironic, there are some things you just shouldn't label yourself as

stumbled across a genuinely disturbing bsky @ yesterday that was an immediate block from me. the downside to using your own domain is that people can register the most vile shit

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

steely of a dan

A snippet of text from a The Guardian liveblog. The highlighted section reads: "Iran's relentless bombardment of the Gulf states showed no sign of relenting."

fascinating reporting from the guardian

say hi to your mum for me

yea i've got imposter syndrome. im poster

its bean soup now

now seems as good as any to reveal my new business idea: a very long hose across the strait of hormuz

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

How can this go on for another 3 years?

many such cases

so fucking tired of this process. buying/moving house sucks and is terrible