Damn this will bite spurs somehow

(Sea captain’s voice): Yargh, we don’t know what we’re doing

Of course there’s a meme for that

Well at least there’s nothing bad going on elsewhere

Watch a few Mets games and you’ll understand why Tottenham Hotspur can’t hurt me

It’s beyond time for the Mets to fire Thomas Frank

Real DB Sweeney heads know

AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Make your DeGrom jokes, but it’s not like the Mets score runs for any of their other starters either

Bicycle kick OG seems fitting

We’re gonna lose to this Chelsea team in the stupidest way imaginable

Brighton ain’t half bad, huh?

There’s absolutely no way we could win five straight, right? Of course not, although…

Winning the Europa league was the worst thing that could have happened to my ability to be serious

Saturday would be a swell time to exorcise the demons against the Woofs

And some of us run almost entirely on spite

🤷‍♂️

Extremely bad

Extremely upset that I’m forced to care about West Ham

This is intolerable

Are you sure Brennan Johnson is on our side?

Go Birds (Crystal Palace)

Worst 4/20 EVER

With enough runway, they could probably turn things around. With five games left, it’s time to communicate with your deity of choice

We’re going to be patient with the manager because you’re supposed to be patient with the manager is not the keen insight they thought it was