how about Don Martin sound effects

the most well-orange

abdo-yum

I wish the future me had better hindsight

Twitch Twitch is the world

MTV Super Bowl XXIII Tailgate party 1989 stream twitch.tv/awesomelivemusic

it's from Arizona yesterday bsky.app/profile/zhbu...

maybe they all want to gtfo, like people that stand up as soon as the plane hits the gate

why is anyone still using that site?

DHS Releases List Of Mothers Driving Cars

don't look like no horn I ever flugled

My 1st lunchbox was Plaid and the glass lining in the thermos lasted one day of Kindergarten. I eventually scored a Space 1999 lunchbox which was a huge upgrade

All my devs report issues. Designated #napbreak

6%? you must have a perfect credit score damn

it's all for the open palm slam

Jooooooe. 😍

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this exercise machine doesn't hold as much dirty laundry as I expected

River chopper #flood #texas

A helicopter hovers above the flooded South Fork of the San Gabriel River in Georgetown, Texas, looking for anyone needing rescuing.

A helicopter hovers above the flooded South Fork of the San Gabriel River in Georgetown, Texas, looking for anyone needing rescuing.

Search and rescue helicopter along the San Gabriel River, Georgetown TX #TexasFlood #Georgetown

flooding in texas #flood

Blu Barrel

Flooding in Georgetown, Texas

"What does he need more money for" is a good argument for more taxes on the rich

white noise biorhythms

he also claims to be "doing a weave" or some shit when his brain jumps tracks

I loved how easy they were to push after the clutch would blow up

dang I have on my Dag Nasty shirt right now

she's not even worried about the 3k, she's really upset about losing her Frequent Customer card from the costume shop, she was only one punch away from a free getup

can we get a "least of these brothers" who's not so "least" thanks

DO SOMETHING REAL YOU GHOUL

texas turkey buzzards on a chimney

chimney chickens