It’s Earth Day… Hug a tree!
- Text the tree the next day.
- Start hugging the tree regularly.
- Meet the tree’s parents.
- Move in with the tree.
- Marry the tree.
- Stop hugging the tree.
- Grow apart from the tree.
- Start hugging other trees.
- Divorce the tree.
- Die alone.
THIS IS WHAT MANLINESS REALLY LOOKS LIKE.
Outside a building site, a big, tattooed builder asks to say hello to my puppy. I say, ‘Sure.’ He ruffles her tiny head with his huge hand. She loves it, leaning towards him. He says, in a deep, cigarette-rasped voice, ‘If I had a dog, I’d want it to be just like her.’
🎯🎯
Eh, cheap remark. It's more like evidence of unintended side effects of the internet's ability to bring together like minded people, even if those minds are dumb. :P
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED, NEIL.......
"Thank you.... um, again.... for our daily... well, yesterday's actually... um... you know what, CC yesterday's grace. "
Are we supposed to say pray over leftovers?
Like, "Lord, it's me again with this spaghetti..."
Well this is getting interesting.
*quietly and respectfully popcorns*
Hey kids,who wants a plate of freshly made disappointment?
Why aren't the cops busting in to stop him?
And gather proof of his shredding?
Also um... computer files exist...
"Because women are dumb and can't write anything... wait a sec while I burn these scrolls... OK, because girls are dumb... "
A wise Texan (don't ask who, dunno) once said, "Whiskey's for drinkin'. Water is for fighting over. "
A few years ago, a drought really hurt our family farm.
Water is personal to me.
I will fight to protect it for all Texans.
If you are buying their drinkable desserts and pretending they are just fuel for work, you're a super dumbass.
That shit's toxic AF. You're drinking a hot fudge sundae every day and wonder why you can't lose weight.
Ditch that, AND sugary sodas, and feel the difference.
I said "accidentally".
But please, tell us how you don't get way too intensely focused on little things.
Carney : Here is my incredibly well thought out and detailed plan, based on my enormous education and experience, to bring prosperity to every Canadian.
PP : Oh yeah? Well you're a stupid doo doo head!
I picture the forces of good holding its head under the water until the bubbles stop.
This is what moral strength looks like.
"No. We're the government. WE tell YOU how things will be. You either adapt or die. Capitalism doesn't care which. "
Golly, what happened?
Oh right, people actually met him, and he was so toxic to the middle movable voters that he doomed his whole party.
And the fact that they haven't gotten rid of him yet shows how morally weak they are... just like their MAGA buddies.
Three cheers for Woke Disney!!! :)
Racism is not just morally abhorrent, it's scientifically absurd. The idea that any moral or inherent worthiness relevance to the small handful of genes that I have different from a person of greater melanin concentration is hilariously wrong. Dog breeds have much larger differences!
There really is no such thing as race. We all came from Africa. We are all of the same stardust. We are all going to live and die on the same planet, a Pale Blue Dot in the vastness of space. We have to work together.
— Bill Nye
The trick is to maintain objectivity and see what is actually going on, no matter how unpleasant the conclusions this leads to might be.
The only appropriate way to respond to a world in which liars are routinely championed and unpunished is with an unfailing, instinctive skepticism. Lies are not random, they are told for a reason, and always at someone's expense.
Don't assume the worst... except of those who take no accountability.
A mantra that has helped me in the past :
The harder it is to decide between similar things, the less that decision actually matters.
They're probably all about equally good.
