Cashing out everyone’s PTO to go “unlimited”, cancelling the holiday party…

There are signs.

From experience they’ll probably lay him off before he has the change 😔

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social plz

Skeleton about to take a hammer to its cheekbones. It may go on to shoot a gator idk its life or its dreams ok.

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Privatize TSA? Why SFO is the 'poster child' for debate amid partial government shutdown From San Jose to Oakland, long security lines were showing no signs of abating at airports as TSA agents struggled to keep up as they went without regular paychecks amid the partial government shutdow...

SFO doesn’t even employ the TSA so they’re doing this just because:

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Yeah I ran to pee at the theater and was notttt expecting the hainted jigg when I got back 👀

If it means anything I believe he was the first person I heard use the term “Zoomers”, referring to his Gen-Z fans circa-2019 (before they even knew what “Zoom” was…)

What Is Ethan Couch's 'Affluenza': An Explainer There is no medical basis for the term, one professor says.

More like the effect of facing zero consequences and getting only positive reinforcement you whole life:

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Literally what are we doing here:

It’s pretty exemplary “Bluesky reading comprehension syndrome” to jump to “360° that’s a dumb guy thing!”.

Explain…is the hot dog saluting, is the saluteer slapping his face with a hotdog instead? A third thing?

Hell yeah.

I had an 11pm ticket for the Dec IMAX re-release and was like so so so tired. I almost skipped (“I guess I saw it in Dolby…”), wondered if I’d have to leave mid-way…

Nope. Locked in.

Fight God? Got it.

That honestly felt like weird distraction headline bait. “You’d never guess this Luca character was supposed to be gay”.

Like Giulia was also the queer life archetype of the friendly theater girl/protective lesbian who knows the girls are gay and lets them work it out on their own.

“Emulating our strategy of increasing prices with no clear strategy and no clear value add is a violation of Nintendo intellectual property. Cease and desist or face damages.”

An astute viewer’s review pointing out that holograms are programs and don’t have systems

Without these astute viewers I would have never been able to recall my years working on the iPhone Operating Program:

Oh I celebrated and had no idea! 😲

This is turn-of-the-century sanitarium shit.

Idk I feel like this particular guy is kinda doing a bit and it’s not terrible…

Yeah I liked that one. I don’t think I’d caught the seatbelt one either.

I’m sure there is a legitimate mechanism for doing this but the not-unlikely comedy answer is “they hardcoded that shit right into the OS…”

This is why I assume Tim Cook is so powerful. He definitely has a secondary accent he drops into that has to be *terrifying*.

“Oh yes Miss Gaga I…witnessed…her performance at Karl Lagerfeld’s disastrous 2009 holiday soire…”

“…who is this woman?”

<group exchanges looks, frazzled>

“Miranda…this is Lady Gaga!”

Increasingly buying/cooking on the “Miranda has dementia” trailer theory.

This is all she knows of Gaga.

I missed the announce who is the lucky son of a gun?

Not the only reason, but I *am* reading this post to the sound of the Expanse theme song in my head…

My money would be on the cats most days tbqh.

Another alert that there is a TRAVEL BAN

I WAS JOKING SIR