Confession: I love the snotty Duolingo girl character.

I have an idea for how to use my Bluesky account for 2026. I will comment something every day about how stupid physical fitness and exercise is along my journey to lose weight. I feel having a platform to publicly vent my disgust for exercise will serve as a motivator.

There was a period in my youth when
I thought Collective Soul was singing for Kevin to let the light shine down.

I’m so vanilla that my adult recurring nightmare has been that I had to repeat Grade 10 science because I actually failed it and I need it to earn my high school diploma again. 🤓

A single piece of confetti is a confetto?!

@cnn.com I am a Canadian sitting right now at a Mexican resort for vacation. I promise you we are in fact boycotting USA!

How come we don’t hear about monster trucks so much anymore?

I would like a setting created on my social media where I could set a timer and block any US news for just an hour. Just an hour at a time would be glorious. Let me live in ignorance for just an hour online.

I am so angry listening to this orange Cheeto.

The number of people who deserve a punching yet who nevertheless remain unpunched is always stunning to me.

New idea for a workout group: a group where you come together with others to exercise but as you do it, you just complain about how freaking stupid exercise is the entire time. I’d maybe join that.

I am not happy with the USA.

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Tonight I had someone try to correct me that a Britney Spears song playing was not a Britney song like I had said.

I can’t begin to tell you how irrationally offended I felt in that moment to be doubted.

👑 Jane Fonda with a mic drop

"Empathy is not weak or "woke." And, by the way, "woke" just means you give a damn about other people."

There are. You just don’t accept what we consider lakes. This is a lakes rights acceptance issue.

You have to warm her up to the idea of moving to Waterloo. That has been a loooooong work in progress for me that has not gone well.

I used to be an Ernie and now I’ve become a Bert as I get older…

Why I'm quitting the Washington Post Democracy can't function without a free press

anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui... BRAVA

May we also never forget Chimik the beaver.

I have this really weird core childhood memory of attending the 1995 FIS World Nordic Ski Championships in Thunder Bay and imagining “To Love You More” by Celine Dion was the theme song for the competition.

I think it may have been the only way child-Ryan was able to cope with being on a ski hill.

Do we know if the closure of Zellers has had any correlation with inflation across Canada?

When we had Zellers, the lowest price was the law… everyday!

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I like to think that “moo” in cow language means ‘humans’ so that when we are shouting “cows!” every time we see them, they’re shouting our type species in return.

I’m Dorothy. Dorothy is me.

I feel a disproportionate amount of pride in myself every time I do laundry.

Is everyone who owns an ab instantly qualified to be a personal trainer? 🫣

Insert socially relevant comment here.

a little girl is wearing a butterfly costume and dancing . ALT: a little girl is wearing a butterfly costume and dancing .

Hello Bluesky World!