Opening my books to new friends again soon! 🫶 stay tuned

Ty!! It’s his favorite one lol

A perfect day

Does it count that I unpacked my suitcase immediately when I got home if there’s still another suitcase unpacked from the week before?

Introductions that harp about the need for discretion make my eye twitch, because you're basically coming to the sock factory to tell the people who make socks all about how they really need to make socks.

I suddenly have availability on 4/28 during the day (or even 4/27 evening for a sleepover!!)

I swear I booked this flight but yet there I was at 2 am last night looking up 7 am flights lol

Can someone explain why I’m buying my flight the night before a trip that’s been booked for two months

You will leave a man alone for literally 50 minutes on vacation and he’s burnt to a crisp when you get back lol

Omg hi

Lazyangelists

Stunners!

It’s truly a shame that it’s against my religion to update my wishlist. I always have things that I’m drooling over.

We would be so cute!!

Ty! I really need to try on the two tone. The gold looks sooo enticing to me, but $23k is a huge jump from $10k!!

When he sends money for a new bikini, golf fit, hair, and nails before the trip 🥵

FYI my availability in April is getting quite scarce. Get in touch!

Looking good feeling better

Really lusting after the Cartier Panthere lately.. Anyone sporting it or have thoughts about it? Mixed metal or solid gold?

Lmao your smart reply was iconic tbh. Snd to be fair, he did kind of need to be checked. 😭

Getting my own dose of Autumn while she’s here 🤍

Need petsmart and amazon gcs. I’m a mother now 🐾

I’m curious how this transition came to be. Good to know that it’s at least possible 😂

🤣 I think this is what I really needed to say!

You mean mush fruit? 😂

That seems counter intuitive to me bc they come in breathable containers. I’ll try it! Do you put a paper towel in there or anything?

Good solution but the fruits and I are not tight like that lol. I just use them for toppings in my yogurt or oats. Like I would never sit down and eat some strawberries lol

Feelin’ beachy keen 🍑

Sooo stunning!!!

Owning strawberries is insane bc like you either put them in the crisper and forget they exist until they go bad OR you put them where you can see them and they go bad in 8 hours