those tits are too large. it is 34DD but the maximum size is 32B

every time i try to button up a new shirt

Just $992 to go before she reaches her goal.

A few more of her and they can all recreate the second G-Witch ending theme together

trash jones @jzux i should be able to put my phone on Please Disturb mode so my friends know I want attention

Fate/Grand Order screenshot showing Anastasia exclaiming "GODDAMN HOT!", expressing frustration with excessive heat

they should invent a head that doesn't hurt

Please please please help her out or boost. She's doing really badly and this is the first time she asks for help, and only because it's a life or death situation: she stands to become homeless *very* soon.

I do not wish for Ohio to be restored, I'm just saying if Ohio deserved that (it did) then it's far from the only guilty party!

None of Ohio's crimes can hold a candle to what Indiana and Missouri get up to

Most common reason to regret BA. I had it done twice to fix the mistake I made the first time going so small (I kinda didn't have a choice though, had literally zero starting tissue so it could only stretch so much)

After doubling size with the second BA, I still wish I were bigger

I love all the authors contributing to GO <3 I wish I had more time to assist those who want my input, that my life was a little bit easier at the moment

Roughly 1.5 chapters left to write for House of the Underworld, which is now coming in May. Thank you for your patience everyone.

oh holy shit that's *soon*

one of my coworkers was like "your bangs are always so perfect" yea it's because i'm neurotic and if my bangs are off it ruins my whole day

canon

Screenshot from tomodachi life for switch 2 showing two woman miis with mutual "Wants to marry!" Relationship status after being sweethearts for 1 say

Being lesbian is like

We're getting so close to my idea of a combo weed/alcohol/nicotine vape that has a screen on the side so you can also use it to do online gambling

Invest now in my OmniVice

Giant bag of trail mix, just keep it by you at all times

If she's going to win a fight against the monsters that the main series cast need mechs to stand a chance against it needs to be clear the encounter is scaled down proportionately

Although I need to also not fret too hard about powerscaling. It just needs to work for the narrative

I gave Pyrrha basically the Vicar Amelia boss fight from bloodborne to survive so it needs to be clear that the feat isn't *too* insane for a mortal in the established world lore while still showing what it needs to

Action isn't the point of this bit of writing but it serves a purpose

Actually the weeklong wait to get my Ao3 invite will be good to use to tweak the first action scene I've ever written

It's not too bad right now but I think it needs to be more lore accurate or at least have more details carved out for it to make sense

I am now officially only bottlenecked by being in the Ao3 invite queue for another week...

need

the game is depicting me as one of those corny college hipster "plays love songs on an acoustic guitar sitting against a tree outdoors" types

My wife put miis of us into the new tomodachi life and my mii is instantly the biggest cornball over falling in love with her mii. she's saving clips of everything and playing them to fluster me

Like at some point it must sink in that we have to actually make new things.

Oh fuck that's right we have the same birthday

Granted, this is an intro chapter to a story I don't have a clear idea of. I'm just writing the intro because it's what I have an idea for and seeing if something takes hold and I go further

Friend who read over my latest draft says my biggest sin is run-on sentences and that the vision and bones of the content are very much there so that's an uplifting surprise, a lil more work and I'll actually have the nerve to post it publicly

Well I'd certainly read it!

I can play favorites, Empty Diary is incredibly special to me