I want to kiss it!
Posts by bex schwartz
WHAT is a fisher cat???
Either someone outside was just murdered or else this was my very first time hearing a fox scream
I JUST GOT MY TICKET FOR THE STRAND, WOOHOO HOO!
I wish this were around to save my brother but the idea of saving people from what he endured makes my heart sing
We’re college buddies!!!!
Waaaait how did I not know you are friends with @zachoat.bsky.social???
MAZEL
I wish caffeinated ginger ale were a soda gun option
I am currently sleeping on a sofa bed in my dad’s guest room and we bought this “sleeper sofa support board”thing that goes under the mattress (and then it lives there & folds up back into the couch) and it makes quite the difference and has nothing to do with why I’m awake right this exact moment
What if told you that oil prices start going down
Wait, THAT’s how that’s spelled?? I always thought it was something like bubbe meise; maybe it was changed at Ellis Island!
My dad keeps misgendering my cat.
It feels like the right balm for the world being too much with us
I am extremely excited to show him the Merlin Mann curated starter pack
Is that Rob Reiner frame left?
Happy martini birthday!
A major breakthrough - I showed my dad the first ep of the new series of Taskmaster tonight and he CHUCKLED MULTIPLE TIMES. I am very excited to share more with him.
Hot tip for co-viewing: your dad might just like Taskmaster! (Also he was extremely delighted by @kumail.bsky.social’s cursing)
We have friends everywhere.
What’s up WESU!
Where’s my heat shield anxiety posse at?
Bathed in a ghostly blue, a crescent Earth is in the middle of the scene. Reflected sunlight inside the camera makes ethereal shapes, most prominently on the left of the image.
A small, crescent Earth is at the lower middle of the scene; some stray light causes some linear features at the top of the photograph.
Left: Earth photographed by the crew of Apollo 14 on their return leg from the Moon in February 1971.
Right: Earth photographed by the crew of Artemis II on their outbound leg to the Moon in April 2026.
“What fresh hell is THIS?” — the evergreen 2026 reaction
I have a headache that is so intense I think I need to tap my face with an antique maple syrup stile.
A cat lies on a rug staring up at a tv where the Artemis II nasa feed is streaming
My cat was ALSO fascinated when we were watching the NASA feeds last night!
youtu.be/0rKC7ElkTUQ?...
Hello, hi, I am having a lot of nuclear war anxiety and I don’t entirely know where to put it
I’ve had so many men before in very many ways!
IT’S TIME TO LISTEN TO JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR!