graphics showing a first person view of a pair of feet in a large pot with boiling water, fire and smoke around the sides of the pot. text below: the cannibals have caught you! they tie you ip and dump you in a large iron pot. a red fog swims before your eyes and you lose consciousness. the adventure is over. you are dead. (to the right, user interface - directions, inventory box, help, dig, load, save, quit). at the bottom, the game title in large stylized font.

i was a cannibal for the fbi, game over screen, amiga (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/29431/i...

Chrontendo Episode 40 (00:06:07)

A celebrity profile of Jay Leno from Nintendo Power. This is why he deserved the Tonight Show more than Conan O'Brien.

Jay Leno finished both quests in The Legend of Zelda.

Source: Nintendo Power, November-December 1988.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 11

People are afraid to admit to themselves that most of season 2 sucks

Sorry I’m late I didn’t know you were do-I’M ONLY HUMAAAAAAN

you really think this is a coward friendly zone we're in pal?

Patriot was fucking incredible and while I'm glad it ended at the end of a story arc it was still a fucking shame that it got canceled so soon

Steven Conrad is one of the great tv creators and it’s a shame he doesn’t get more recognition

I'm gonna add as an aside - whitaker getting into the driver's seat of that truck was fucking wild

if anything, it's clear that she told him because she knew she was in denial and needed to be told by someone else what she couldn't admit to herself! It was a great character moment!

“I know you could seize up at any random moment and technically can no longer even legally drive to work but sure, you can continue intubating/cutting open patients!”

you can certainly criticize some decisons made by the writers but the idea that Robby was out of line is fucking bananas

the Pitt finale was beautiful and heart-wrenching and it's wild how many people on the internet don't understand that when you work in emergency medicine you don't get to have exceptions made for you because PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DYING

a man is standing in front of a fire and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a man is standing in front of a fire and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .

“That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always doing the dumbest shit I can think of with video games.”

If anything he would look better by slimming down some of that muscle

I just got pulled over for speeding on the highway and despite everything I know about how to talk to police I just pretended to have stabbing pains in my ass and in a full-on Connor O’Malley voice yelled “I HAVE TO POOP AND THE GAS STATIONS ARE YUCKY FOR THAT!” and he sent me on my way!

getting a requisite pre-surgery sleep study tonight. Love to sleep with clothes on and diodes all over my fucking face and chest and with human beings watching me over multiple cameras. Very natural way to sleep, very good data.

Daredevil is the exception for many. We like the Daredevil.

Born Again is also his best story in the comics imo

the new X-Men movies should include this panel where Cyclops gets someone to take a post-coital photo of him and his wife and then mails it to his boss

What if you were incredible at diving boards. What if you jumped up and landed on your butt on the board and then bounced up again and landed on your feet and then did a cannonball. What if Denise did that

Denise are you good at diving boards

It’s the difference between hating season 8 of Game of Thrones and starting the bitchiest petition of all time to try and compel HBO to redo it

You could have super Metroid dreams

Marrying into a catholic family has absolutely put a massive dent in my lifelong pride in not knowing a fucking thing about Christian people. It’s one of Judaism’s biggest perks

RIP Sid Krofft I will be thinking about Sleestaks today for you

people in fandoms need to wake up to the fact that what they think is a culture is seldom anything more than a marketing niche