there's something very napoleonic about the humble handjob

i wish i could go about and not feel fucked all the time

a miniature boat made of a fish tin and lollipop sticks, painted in reds with yellow and black hazard stripes, with blue-green gunk growing all over it

the back of a miniature boat made of a fish tin and lollipop sticks, painted in reds with yellow and black hazard stripes, with blue-green gunk growing all over it

i made another boat out of a fish tin, waste plastic from diabetes equipment, lollipop sticks, gardening wire. i painted it with acrylics, inks, and washed it in oil paints.

there's a miniature wargame with free rules called Scabz that calls for people to make boats out of fish tins. mine are quite simple, there are much more elaborate ones to be found online. i didn't see anyone else using medical plastics but i have loads of them so i thought i'd put them to use

a miniature boat made of a fish tin and lollipop sticks, painted in yellows, browns, and blue-greens. it has a red circle in the middle.

the back of a miniature boat made of a fish tin and lollipop sticks, painted in yellows, browns, and blue-greens. it has a black and white checkerboard pattern on the side.

a miniature boat made of a fish tin and lollipop sticks, painted in yellows, browns, and blue-greens. it has a wire connecting the front to the back

a miniature boat made of a fish tin and lollipop sticks, painted in yellows, browns, and blue-greens.

i made a boat out of a fish tin, waste plastic from diabetes equipment, and lollipop sticks. i painted it with acrylics, inks, and washed it in oil paints.

here's the first one i made which i like better but that's beginner's luck for you
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a fish tin with lollipop sticks glued to make it look like the deck of boat, and lids from insulin pens glued to the side

the back of a fish tin boat with lollipop sticks glued to make it look like the deck of boat, and lids from insulin pens glued to the side, and the lid of a supplement bottle glued to the top

a fish tin boat spray paint primed light grey and black

here are some work-in-progress shots. i've been limiting my time on social media and that frees me up to get into huffing different fumes

a miniature boat made of a fish tin and lollipop sticks, painted in reds with yellow and black hazard stripes, with blue-green gunk growing all over it

the back of a miniature boat made of a fish tin and lollipop sticks, painted in reds with yellow and black hazard stripes, with blue-green gunk growing all over it

i made another boat out of a fish tin, waste plastic from diabetes equipment, lollipop sticks, gardening wire. i painted it with acrylics, inks, and washed it in oil paints.

looked at the 1926 census but didn't see any of my grandparents in there. they would have been all under five years old. ah well, at least i asked my granny about it and i have a good memory so i have some stories and knowledge of the whole situation.

i spent two days chlidminding my nieces and i don't know how any parents have the time or energy to use social media

i'll write you a postcard and fling it over a rainbow

gonna be away for the next two days. i refuse to have bluesky on my phone so i won't have to read your posts, if that's even possible.

Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

to complement the protein heavy foods available nowadays, i've decided to invent the "vitamindaloo," a prepackaged curry with a random assortment of leftovers from the supplement aisle of the supermarket

glad i realised that social media is all slowly sliding into a big bin bag so when bluesky does a big AI shit in its trousers i can just laugh and laugh

it's shoplift thursday. have fun out there folks.

wow you really haven't been sleeping well at all

screenshot from The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013): a young woman in the centre of the frame is speaking to her parental figures. she is saying: "When I see you wearing that cap, then I will kill myself"

me when my friend is wearing an ugly new hat

i searched that word and i seemed to have invented it. i'm a brain genius.

to complement the protein heavy foods available nowadays, i've decided to invent the "vitamindaloo," a prepackaged curry with a random assortment of leftovers from the supplement aisle of the supermarket

they should make viennetta in all sorts of different flavours like japanese kit kats

occurred to me recently that i never really liked stand up or comedy films, partly because just thinking about a viennetta makes me laugh and i don't have to risk hearing a homophobic "joke"

roger moore claimed to have had the idea for the magnum ice cream in the mid 1960s and he said in an interview that the person he'd most like to speak to in the world was walls from walls ice cream. so i'm basically the new james bond, of ideas

they should make viennetta in all sorts of different flavours like japanese kit kats

ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

char's ennui 2 is cancelled, we're going straight to char's ennui 3

Costs of Disability Submission 2026 — Disabled Women Ireland

Last week, Disabled Women Ireland submitted a response to the Government’s consultation on the Cost of Disability.

We highlighted the additional costs faced by disabled people (especially disabled women), alongside barriers to income and supports.

i awake naked on the shores of history, classed and gendered violently against my will. it's monday.

another damned monday on this dark cabaret we call earth

the irish government has announced "cigarette week," a new scheme encouraging parents to blow secondhand smoke directly into the faces of young children