Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

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oh, to be tummy-up in a sunbeam!

It's like Eric Stanton's version of Hanna Barbera's "Wacky Races"

there's the slight wrinkle that most using them *aren't* massively, or even particularly, successful - they're churning out huge amounts of aggressively mediocre and hard-to-monetise material, and not getting any better. It's baked-in tech-debt for coding, it's shitty diet guides for books etc.

just in time for when I've done my taxes! ^_^

Some men experience the riches of the earth only to be blind to their own wealth

it's remarkable the way this single shot totally rehabilitated Aerith's image after like two straight decades of her being relegated to "Girl who stands in a void going 🙏" in every other piece of FF7 material

mess with the Aerith, get the chaireth! (I still hope they make an actual weaponset for her in one of the spin-off games, just let her go full brawler and just batter people senseless with a steel chair)

an artist is surely a crafter anyway? possibly in a more or less niche fashion, depending on what arts and crafts are being compared, but they seem pretty similar in terms of being "learnable skills to do / make stuff", rather than particularly distinct things

well, if I can find you this year, I'll probably get a few of your posters! And hopefully there won't be too much extruded AI-gunk around the place

what are UKGE doing now? I'm guessing being slack and not having any form of "no AI" policy themselves?

if it's for publication, they exist pretty much entirely off-page, maybe being mentioned as existing and that's about it, because it's not worth the hassle of pinging some auto-scanner, and childhood flashbacks are equally awkward, and can't include anything sexy

Brewed up something new. Haven’t shown Darkstalkers some love in quite a while. #darkstalkers #edwinhuang #morriganaensland

透明水色のバキュームボックスを手に入れました！しかも、なんと！吊り上げられるのです！？I got my hands on a transparent light-blue vacuum box! And unbelievably—it can even be lifted into the air!?バキュームボックスはこちらから購入できます。
＠RIGHTSNEED

it's *very* faded these days, but at least one of the strains of SF is being rooted in real science and knowing stuff, which carries a certain "must know this stuff to participate" aura. While fantasy tends a lot more towards "eh, there's dragons and shit, figure it out"

差分
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charity shops getting low on stock - people buy less things, so have less excess to give away, as well as trying to sell older stuff, rather than give it away. When the bookshelves have lots of gaps on, then stuff is getting bad!

it seems mostly to be dipshit managers that assume more code = more good, when actually writing the code is often relatively simple... after spending a lot of time thinking about what the code should do and speccing it out and stuff! And then checking that, then checking the code before release

OK, but will you be seated on a throne while doing this judging, and just what crown will you be wearing while undertaking this process?

Picture of a luscious cat with caption: stop using chatgpt i can also give you misinformation and i'm beautiful

spotted on the office door of my student assistants

there was an anime con there a few years back, the cosplayers loved it as a backdrop for their pictures! An appropriate setting for the maid cafe as well, nice and old-fashioned

the internet can seem impossibly vast and endless

unless you have a job in the adult industry

suddenly you'll find yourself saying "there's nowhere on the internet that offers this" uncomfortably often

our walls are invisible

well put - it's basically baking in HUGE technical debt from day 1. You normally start off with something that at least 1 person understands and knows, because they made it recently, and then things get messy. This skips straight to "no-one knows it and it needs unpicking completely" for any issues!

mrhhh, leotard + shorts is crazy-hot! good work!

what actually is (a?) skeb? Anyway, this is Harana

🔴 NEW VIDEO! Tape-Gagging Compilation! Cute Girls Get Their Mouths PACKED and SEALED Tight! (HD).

Full clip: www.clips4sale.com/studio/33067... #bondage #gagged

m: Emma Magnolia

the absolute king surveying his domain! Get the man his crown, or at least some churos