come on man.

I hope Dr. Oz and RFK Jr both advise our president on his health

Doctors say that measles is one of the deadliest and most contagious infectious diseases in the world. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off raccons says you'll be fine if you drink raw milk and bathe in raw sewage. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

When the backonym is actually worse.

Rep. Chip Roy (R-Texas) on Monday introduced an immigration bill he dubbed the "MAMDANI Act." The Measures Against Marxism's Dangerous Adherents and Noxious slamists Act proposes amending the Immigration and Nationality Act, which dictates federal immigration law, to allow for the deportation, denaturalization, denial of citizenship or entry to any migrant that is a member of a socialist party, communist party, the Chinese Communist Party fundamentalist or Islamic party.

Spending time thinking of words to make a backronym.

Imagine being a sitting politician and naming an entire Act after a member of the opposing party.

What is the "Mamdani Act"? GOP bill would ban socialists, Marxists from US Chip Roy's "Mamdani Act" would make socialists, Marxists and Islamists deportable and inadmissible to the United States.

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Holesome? Or Folsom!? Daddy and I are avid Folsom goers, so why do the Rupaul's Drag Race girls look like they have never been to Folsom before? This week's pod gets shooty and booty. @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social @mrkristofer.bsky.social #rupaul

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Fuck it, we’ll do it undead

looking good sir

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

A variegated green white and pink glazed pear shaped pot.

A pear shaped pot with a glittery green glaze fusing it to a kiln cookie.

Various little pots.

Some pots from the kiln this week! Glazes came out pretty decent #ceramics #pottery

This is a stopgap until they can obtain a sphinx

Donald Trump

Ali Khamenei

Before you are two figures guarding the Strait. One only tells lies and the other only tells the truth. It's up to you to figure out which is which.

Me: oh shit oh fuck this is impossible.

“What… is the nautical-speed velocity of an unladen tanker?”

“Russian or Iranian?”

“Huh? I… I don’t know that.

…

[Wilhelm scream] Auuuuuuuugh.”

oh man. iranian state media reporting that the strait of hormuz is open, but only to those who can answer the blind old man’s riddles three. not a long term solution, to say the least.

bear x dog cuddles are tops :3

for my bub @bearandbeagle.store 🩵

Absolutely insane projection by the powered class that fucks children between rounds of golf

Pete Hegseth: The @USNavy is correct. More FAKE NEWS from the Pharisee Press. My team confirmed the logistics stats for the Lincoln & Tripoli. Both have 30+ days of Class I supplies (food) on board. NavCent monitors this everyday, for every ship. Our sailors deserve - and receive - the best. Office of the Chief of Naval Operations • • 2h Statement on Claims of Food Shortages aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Tripoli: Recent reports alleging food shortages and poor quality aboard our deployed ships are false.

“Pharisee Press”

MAH NEW PFP MADE BY @cowcollar.bsky.social RUAHH!!!!

im flapping my sleeves in joy and wiggling my digits. I cannae get enough of it bwehee ://3

[ fatfur, lactation ]
big, soft, & blissed out 💕💫

commission for @doughiechloe.bsky.social!

fin pits

a fat femme on her back while a smaller fur’s face is buried between her legs

sketched some pure bliss the other day :)

Getting along like cats and dogs...

Spring is here, this mutt is happy to offer you a new crown 🌼🌸

Art by the lovely @cowcollar.bsky.social thank ya again!

dog-maxing

[ musk, petplay, bondage ]

it's tilly time because i'm thinking about tilly and i miss tilly. my silly tilly. fuuuuuuck

here's the first three from this batch- still plenty of slots left if you still want your creature drawn!