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Posts by Northern Illinois Transit Authority (Parody)

A group of a people on a stage

A group of a people on a stage

The NITA bill and effort won a Climate Action Hero Award tonight

Deputy Governor Bria Scudder accepted the ward on behalf of the group of advocates and legislators. The legislators we invited couldn’t make it because they’re in Springfield this week.

4 days ago 33 5 4 2

Good morning. "Heritage Corridor" was a 42 year sociological experiment studying the effects of bad headways and horrible equipment utilization on passengers, conducted by Canadian National. We are now complete with our study; thank you for your time.

2 weeks ago 5 2 0 0

If you CHOOSE to drive downtown and then honk at anyone, immediately jail

2 weeks ago 36 3 1 0

Named my new card after what will hopefully bring some much needed reforms.

3 weeks ago 33 4 2 0

A big week for witness slips with important bills coming up, including the Idaho Stop!

By Wednesday, 3/18 at 5pm:
- Please sign as "Self" in the firm/business field;
- PROPONENT or OPPONENT as noted
- "Record of Appearance only"

Bills and links follow in this thread. (1/9) bsky.app/profile/bike...

1 month ago 37 19 1 5

The gas shortage signature Ventra card is going to go so hard

1 month ago 31 7 0 0
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Official government website of the Illinois General Assembly Welcome to the Official government website of the Illinois General Assembly

They’re trying to water down our beautiful People Over Parking Act! 😡

We won’t let that happen. 💪

Sign a witness slip IN OPPOSITION to HB 4588 today! 📮

Quote us with a ✅ when you’re done. 😇

ilga.gov/House/hearin...

2 months ago 59 28 7 26
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Destroy Lake Shore Drive

2 months ago 13 3 0 0

The CTA doesn't know where the railcar is because they don't know where the railcar isn't. We will spare no expense to know where our railcars aren't so we can always know where our railcars are.

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

We're doing this

3 months ago 6 0 0 0

Wow, somebody should really get on fixing that

3 months ago 4 1 0 0

We should do this

3 months ago 5 0 0 0
a photo of Governor Pritzker holding up a white piece of paper on which text was generated: "you nita [need to] know that there are no more parking mandates around transit in Illinois"

a photo of Governor Pritzker holding up a white piece of paper on which text was generated: "you nita [need to] know that there are no more parking mandates around transit in Illinois"

JB with an important message

3 months ago 29 2 1 0

I'm a real agency!

4 months ago 26 3 1 1

SB 2111 is getting signed as-is by Governor Pritzker this morning in Chicago Union Station's Burlington Room! :D

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Calumet
Bedford
Hanover
Schiller
Indian Head
La Grange
University
Deer
Evergreen
Forest (again)
Merrionette
Tinley
Stone
and Melrose

4 months ago 4 1 1 0

You may have noticed a change to UP-W service transitheads! The station of Villa Park has been renamed Villa in the Ventra app. We promised to build on this de-parkification, and are excited to share the following all new suburb names:

Forest
Highland
Oak
Franklin
Elmwood
Orland
Palos
Richton
Beach

4 months ago 6 3 1 0
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we should do this

4 months ago 4 0 0 0
A billboard on the CTA green line tracks reads

"You: Spending $36 to rideshare to brunch
Also you: Why is my bank account so low?

Save money. Do more. Ride CTA"set against a blue background with several mimosas

A billboard on the CTA green line tracks reads "You: Spending $36 to rideshare to brunch Also you: Why is my bank account so low? Save money. Do more. Ride CTA"set against a blue background with several mimosas

Got 'em

4 months ago 122 21 5 1
View out the window of a Metra train, looking at some track switches which are on fire.

View out the window of a Metra train, looking at some track switches which are on fire.

Happy tracks-on-fire season to all those who celebrate!

4 months ago 50 8 2 1
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talk to you later, my bus is pulling up

4 months ago 373 73 9 6

We're relieved to announce that starting in 2027, we'll be removing all numeric identifiers from all buses and railcars in favor of emoji designations. Can't wait to catch you all on the 😭😭😭😭 bus!

4 months ago 2 0 0 0

This better be included in SB2111

4 months ago 5 1 0 0

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to move the frozen turkey to the radiator of the SD70MACH

4 months ago 5 0 0 0
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This is how it feels to run a transit agency

4 months ago 4 0 0 0

I nita get sent to Pritzker

4 months ago 6 1 0 0

I nita take the train

4 months ago 11 3 0 0

That Metra innovation is old news, just try and take the UP-W on a weekend. We're happy to announce the 4 hour headway, coming to all lines in 2027!

4 months ago 3 0 1 0

The NCS will be realigned to run down the middle of runway 4L-22R. This will remind airline passengers of their place on the wheel of samsara.

4 months ago 5 1 1 0

As part of our commitment to flexible and dynamic transit to Chicagoans, we're currently in talks with major microtransit manufacturer and supplier, General Motors, who will help us realize the destruction of the Loop. Pardon our dust!

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