the schedule of corrections at the end of the letter is a "holy shit" of "we didn't review shit before we filed these"

#LawSky

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hey, it's the annual Fuck Manny Machado day

so yah, fuck that guy

#RedSox

smoking hot Star Wars taek:

tired of Maul, his Palpatine-esque resurrection was lazy storytelling and SW has gone to the well too many times with broheim

i mean, it's not Luuke/Luuuke bad, but still pretty tedious and uninteresting

let's get some new material, folks

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courtney killed kurt

ffs

People are going go hit each other and there’s going to be ‘splosions. I think I got this without reading the backstory guys. You’re not doing Henry VI Part II here.

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the run time of Wings, the first Best Picture winner in 1929, is 2 hours and 24 minutes, so ....

apparently so poor this dude can’t afford a shirt that fits

Sasse calls for repeal of Obamacare without plan to replace at local GOP dinner NEVADA — Ben Sasse, the junior Republican Senator from Nebraska, spent most of his keynote speech Friday at the Judge Joseph Story Dinner in Nevada discussing his desire to repeal the Affordable Care…

yah, whatever, fuck Ben Sasse

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I just saw somewhere something calling Joy Division's "Ceremony" a cover of a New Order song so officially the internet is fired and can come back when responsible humans are in charge

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

MAGA-Curious CBS Boss Invites Pentagon Pete to Free Speech Event Donald Trump will also attend the black-tie dinner for the first time as president.

Ignore all CBS info about the war - Bari is cozied up with Hegseth, so all of this “reporting” is straight-up Pravda shit

www.thedailybeast.com/maga-curious...

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“Instead, I, Ezra Klein, will alone decide the boundaries of acceptable debate.”

lol, someone’s still raw about their shitty private mission with Katy Perry et al.

I mean, the definitely not-faked “mission” *winkwink*

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Fox announcers for the Cards - #RedSox game rambling on about the Yankees for no apparent fucking reason

#MLB

if we’re dissecting the problems with the #RedSox and how they’re (not) being addressed, we gotta talk about whatever tf Cora is doing with the lineup

Durbin 2nd? Current best 2 hitters at 5 and 9?

bro what

The Seattle Mariners' statue reveal for Ichiro Suzuki had, well, one of the more inauspicious mishaps imaginable.

look, guys, Bird #2 is just trying their hardest, cut them some slack, they'll get there

Hall of fame FT correction

i mean, if you're playing the kind of chess that gets you a rating, you're probably better than the average Joe, so I'm going "big tent" and saying *any* rating

America’s Op-ed Columnists Brainstorm Future Headlines About the Birth Rate “Experts Warn the Falling Birth Rate Could Have Serious Consequences for Men”

"We Spent Six Months Investigating the Birth Rate Crisis and Found Women at Every Turn"

"Birth Rates Are Down Across the Western World. One Variable Has Remained Constant: Women"

"Experts Warn the Falling Birth Rate Could Have Serious Consequences for Men"

Tech industry lays off nearly 80,000 employees in the first quarter of 2026 — almost 50% of affected positions cut due to AI Some experts argue that AI was just used as an excuse for poor business decisions.

remember when the TechBros started hyping AI as hard as possible as a way to bypass artists

the chickens, the roosting, too buttery

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Rather than a suspension for fighting, Reynaldo Lopez and Jorge Soler should have to play with the Bananas for a game

ah - I dunk on her BlueSky account occasionally, and was wondering why I was getting Likes today, since she only pops up every few months

The cartoon of the guy saying “say I am alive” to a computer” and the computer says “I am alive” and the guy replies “Oh my god”

Every credulous buffoon in Tech Journalism:

ok, lil Miss "make fuck, get green card"

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lol yah, let's unpack this mystery, scoob

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