Temper +2 Glaive, Very Rare Fire and smoke pour from one end of this glaive while the other end of it drips with chilling frost. A short, wooden haft strapped with coiled cloth connects the two ends of this weapon turning two blades into one. While holding this weapon, you feel a burning warmth in your belly along with a chilling breeze on your skin. You have a +2 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with this magical weapon. This weapon gains different properties based on the results of your attack rolls made with this weapon. Heat. If the result of your attack roll plus modifiers is an even number, this weapon deals fire damage instead of slashing. Additionally, the creature becomes Heated until the end of your next turn. Heated is a condition that does nothing on its own except in relation to this weapon’s other property. Quench. If the result of your attack roll plus modifiers is an odd number, this weapon deals cold damage instead of slashing. If a creature is Heated when it is hit by cold damage from this weapon, they are quenched and become Restrained until the start of their turn. This also removes their Heated condition.

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a red toy poodle is sitting in front of a dark leather sofa, his chin tilted slightly up. his snout fur is so fluffy it’s completely blocking his eyes. underneath his little black nose, his mouth is open just enough to show off the tip of his tongue and four almost identical white teeth, like posts in a picket fence.

This is Nimo. He's not sure why everyone's obsessed with his smile. Might have something to do with his teeth, but he's not sure. 13/10 (IG: nyooochan)

Hey Virginia! TOMORROW, April 21, 6am–7pm, we get our chance to protect our state from the power grabs already destroying Texas, Florida, ＆ North Carolina. This amendment keeps things fair ＆ democratic everyone. Same-day registration available at polls. Vote YES! #VoteYesVirginia

Humans literally arent evolved—emotionally, mentally, psychologically—to deal with the volume of hate, vitriol & terror we see online daily. There is no precedent for the endless pings of global misery filling our brains at this scale.

Please unplug & take care of yourself as much as possible. ❤️‍🩹

I forget the origin but my absolute favorite description of why these movies work so well is that Michael Caine treats the muppets as fellow actors and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow muppet

They both look incredible! Great work

If you wanna inject some positivity into this world, my request to you is:

If you like a creative person (artist, musician, craftsperson, literally anything), tell them you like their stuff. Doesn't have to be me, in fact I'd prefer it if it wasn't, but you'll make their day, I promise.

Republicans Vote To Destroy Boundary Waters In Giveaway To China’s AI The most popular Wilderness in the country will become a dumping ground for sulfuric acid

Truly, Captain Planet bad-guy stuff:

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Been saying for years, especially seeing just how much space is taken up by open-sky parking lots here in LA

Holy crap you just unlocked a core memory

I'm always proud of the art we put out, but this piece just sticks in my mind from time to time.

I assume people on bluesky have mostly heard this story or at least know star trek has always been about this but since I couldn't find it properly captioned and alt texted here's one of the succinct examples of it

You’re right.

That might not be enough time to bury the Statue of Liberty and distribute 400 million ape costumes.

Oooh I absolutely loved the Genasi illustration, inspired so many characters!

Holy crap this is amazing

Need a reprieve from the world being a little too much? Want to see high level hula? Check out Merrie Monarch starting in about an hour and there’s events every day through Saturday. Commentary in both English and ʻŌlelo Hawaiʻi.

Yeah! Bookmarked the stream and excited to watch and learn

I literally did not know about this hours ago, but now I’m hyped for it

Fuck yeah. Honestly, well written romance is great, and I love it alongside my typical fantasy fare

Doing the Voice Acting thing 🎙️

TIL that I grew up firmly in the Hamburger Shonen target demographic

I know it's late, but I need you all to realize that as soon as we started paying attention to these races, Moms for Liberty & their ilk, started losing. They exploited a window of apathy & did a lot of damage, but they just cannot win when actually opposed. No unopposed elections anywhere.

I highly recommend that everyone follow artists. If you do, your feed is filled with art every day. Real, original art. It's bonkers that you can even have this. Amazing. Undeniably cool.

And then support those artists, when you can, because that helps the delight continue.

I've called my US reps and senators, all of them.

Please, reach out to yours.

If you're in another country, reach out to your politicians and tell them to use whatever soft power they can leverage to constrain this madman.

Gotta admit, it feels hard to focus on creating and spreading joy today.

But I'm still gonna do it, damnit

you have to get him out of office and you have to do it today

even if it gets blocked you force an impeachment vote right now

how else can you live with yourself if he follows through with this and you didn’t do everything you could to stop it

Despite everything, it’s still you, Earth 🌍

The Artemis II mission seems good because it is.

People seem excited by it because they are.

It looks like a testament to the value of teamwork because it needs many people working together to succeed, and it’s succeeding.

One of the best things about this is how straightforward it is. Authentic.

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