I vote most honest.

Damn it, Jim. I’m a deity, not a doctor.

So, when total nuclear war begins where should investors park their money?

I’m sorry, but you would have to pay me a lot more than $.99 to take home that piece of sh*t.

So, Rogan, the king of the shitheads says what now...

Oh yes. I’m writing a YA/Sci-fi novel and the MC is a teenage girl who lives on a space station. She goes through a lot. Which means I’m going through it with her.

So he drive the price of oil lower. I’m sure Putin will be real happy.

I've seen a few people posting stuff along the lines of "2026 is the year I'm going to read more!"

My friend, don't pressure yourself. Even as an author, I say this: Read better, not more. Read what you love, stop reading something that isn't working for you. Don't aim for more, aim for pleasure.

So am I. 😙

Oh, don’t toy with me. I’m on the edge.

Correct! They should be organized by size.

Hello pot, I would like to introduce you to kettle.

Damn it, I did it again. What the hell is wrong with me?

How the hell do I know what part of my body was being scanned. My head was in this big noisy donut thing. I couldn’t see what they were doing. Jesus Christ, you people are stupid.

All of this was directed by Trump himself

Making The Right Move YouTube video by Swing Out Sister - Topic

Making the right move, Swing out sister.
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Yeah, I’m sure all those corporations will be lowering their price immediately. Please, don’t hold your breath.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

That’s not true, but it is a form of birth control.

And we should have a base on Mars by now according to the space nazi.

Someone forgot to take their meds this morning.

Oh, I bet she is concerned.😧

Rapture day again! God damn it. I have nothing to wear.

And the grift goes on.

What’s that saying about fools?

Yeah, a zillion dollars doesn’t go as far as it used to.

Translation: Hey, we ain’t the problem here.

He reaped what he sowed. Thoughts and prayers.

And that is where you keep all the banned books. Thinking ahead are we.

He is a legend in his own mind.