The Cure makes me think of either old girlfriends or hair product. There is no in-between

I will seduce you through the ancient art of hating what you hate.

There is nothing familiar about the inside of this whale but the swallowing took me back. The 90's indie rock scene, books I thought I should read, too much time with the wrong person, all in boxes outside, oh shit my ex kicked me out of this whale

always the bridesmaid who mysteriously disappeared after being locked inside a hope chest and now haunts the church grounds still waiting to catch the bouquet, never the bride

You never fully comprehend time until you realize Earth mountain ranges are disposable.

Me: Swimming in the Aegean, my cruel but stunning mistress watching me from the beach.

Hiring Manager: ….And where do you see yourself SIX years from now?

I pried up the floorboards and revealed something about myself.

Youre smellin real pungent today, homeboy. Dare I say, maybe even a little piquant

I just inherited my Dad’s entire Pogo collection. This one, in particular, is a perfect read for our times.

The sax solo is right behind me isn't it?

Dinah Washington - Soulville - Soul.wmv YouTube video by Pete Griffin

Diggin’ the high-energy soul and funky stuff this afternoon. Side note: I love Dinah’s jazz and blues sides, but this is a side of her that should also be celebrated - preferably with the volume UP

Dinah Washington - Soulville

youtu.be/pfhw2rOIIx4?...

#musicsky #nowplaying #nowspinning

Stephen Miller’s wife Katie says that liberal men aren’t attractive and it’s like sorry, not all of us can look like your husband, the embodiment of a gigantic Nazi buttplug

This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

they should make a vivid filter that I can wear

420
You know
what that means

Yep
Check the batteries
In your smoke
Detectors

The three something-or-other in a trench coat meme is now available for children’s parties, corporate events, and gender reveals.

Artist: Dennis Goris

How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again...

Alarming rise in the use of the phrase “level up.”

You kids and your fancy bathroom alchemy. Time was, all you need in the shower was a bar of soap, a can of Schlitz, and a crippling fear of intimacy

Playing a hilarious prank on my future self by throwing a plate of beans straight up in the air

do not “touch base” with me you fucking pervert

As a Trad Wife, she is a wife of many Traditions, one of which is soon to become stabbing you in the head.

One of my biggest fears is driving down the highway with an unsecured load. That’s not even a metaphor.

You either eat the potato salad or you use it to lay the tiles for your mosaic.

If you're having trouble telling the difference between badgers and marbles, remember this: One is a small glass ball used for a variety of recreational & decorative purposes, and the other is a mid-sized nocturnal mustelid primarily found in the northern hemisphere

Our happy bouncy sheep Squirrel enjoying a run with Chris

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations:

Alphabet: 8.01%
AT&T: 4.6%
Meta: 3.57%
General Motors: 3.09%
Amazon: 1.37%
Exxon Mobil: 1.31%
Disney: -1.57%
CVS Health: -3.88%

Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5%

This is what a rigged system looks like.