I also apparently have now been made department secretary at my railway. Oh shit, responsibility

7 pints in 4 hours, I am now quite eepy

I always used to worry I'd die alone, which is why I've planned on taking a lot of people with me :D

Is the chippy open?

I do too - love a muzzle gag :3

I barely touched him!

Still in love with this commission, Lunargue did a fantastic job!

They did the same at my work as well “phones should be off and in your locker or bag except on breaks”

Bitch stfu this is the council it’s not that deep

A sign on a wall showing the street name “Little King Street”.

Found where @littlestlioncub.bsky.social lives!

Epstein?

Twitter (not that I use it anymore) seems to be just full of spam and AI bullshit with loads of bots making right-wing ragebait posts. Mastodon seems to have all the douchey tech-bros who think they know better than everyone else.

Probably a controversial take, but I think Mastodon is worse than Twitter at this stage.

Nick Wilde

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.

I think Hell might have finally frozen over.

I got referred to the neurodevelopmental service for ADHD assessment in October 2021, they have TODAY come back to me to ask me to fill in some questionnaires and that they’ll be in touch in 4-6 weeks.

Only taken them four and a half years…

YOU. SNIFFY MAN. MAKE A DECISION. DO IT NOOOOWWWW!

Getting paid to drink, sounds perfect to me 😂

I haven't been posting content lately because I've been in a bad battle of depression and loss of interest. It has however motivated me to make this PSA

Even if you are a 100% sub, you must not use doms and switches as toy boxes. I will no longer accept the excuse that you are 100% sub and cannot

As an asexual I don’t want to do anything sexual but I am always happy to stuff someone in their gear and leave them to stew (or use a wand), that kind of thing is so easy to do even as a submissive.

A. Fucking. Men.

As a switch who is so frequently pigeonholed into dom roles because everyone around me is “am too subby uwu” it really killed my enthusiasm and I’m only just getting it back thanks to a few lovely experiences.

Yeah, there are some legit Bob Barker etc on eBay but even those aren’t cheap - very fortunate that mine was gifted to me

You can find cheaper ones on eBay and such but sadly the authentic ones are expensive :<

An orange prison jumpsuit lies folded on a bed, next to it is a long chain with an iron collar attached to it at one end and then a pair of handcuffs and leg irons also padlocked to it. The other end of the chain is attached to an anchor point under the bed.

Here’s your uniform, inmate. Better get used to them, they won’t be coming off for a while~

Took the day off sick today for my MH, really struggling atm.

Depends who you ask, most boomers think millennials are in their late teens 🙄

I don't want something incredibly high end, just good enough to run the few games and stuff that I play. But yeah I'm getting that impression

Very nuzzlable bulge you got there :3

Always liked your figure in black latex 👀

Hello, it is I, your fellow poom who knows fuck all about computers and tech.

Looking for advice on gaming desktops/laptops. Any particular brands/types I should aim for/avoid? Aiming to spend no more than £1k if possible

Thank :3