The top five trending topics on Bluesky right now: 1. Maddow 2. Hawks 3. CJ McCollum 4. NBA Game 5. Knicks

I bet Knicks fans are reacting calmly and rationally.

WR & DB scuffling 40yds away from the football.

shrimps is bugs

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Ryan, are you aware you have a typo in your post? I am pointing this out due to HILARITY.

They expect people to sit through a 3-hour movie again, for a 30-second scene where Dr Doom picks up an infinity stone and goes "well well what's this?"

I mean, I'm going to, but that's because I have a problem.

An image with the InfoWars logo in the bottom right. On the left is a picture of Alex Jones shirtless in jeans with a caption of "BEFORE" while on the right is a picture of Alex Jones shirtless in jeans (but with a belt now!) with a caption of "45 DAYS LATER". This is intended to show the effects of one of the supplements he was always trying to sell, but there's no noticeable difference in his physique. But in the "after" picture he is very red, unhealthily so.

My biggest hope with the Onion taking over InfoWars is that they also got the rights to the before/after picture of Alex Jones where the only difference is that he turned red.

I need that extra time at home to suffer from anxiety that I'll miss my flight!

I believe that is called "the McELJOY"

If you occasionally miss flights, you're just bad at planning and time management. Things can happen to make you miss one, but having it be a regular thing is on you.

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

The English should not be allowed to have custody of children

This question leaves out important context. Smirking is not a crime by itself, of course. But smirking *while being black* well that's a whole other story.

Crazy that we have some sort of machine that can move faster than a human being now

The Knicks have a lot of sadness, for sure. But the Mets will introduce you to novel means of sadness and disappointment. As an Atlanta fan, I highly recommend you follow them.

And he said he was with the "IRS" and that I was "in arrears" and facing "severe penalties" GTFOH

Half the degrees of what's normal, just like your weather.

If you attend this party, you should 100% have to wear a nametag with your Bluesky handle, what is even the point otherwise

They shouldn't be

The English understanding of children should be an entire field of study in psychology

Mr Blobby Chills Jack Whitehall's Blood | the Big Fat Quiz of the '90s YouTube video by Absolute Jokes

This sketch is nowhere near as insane as the Mr Blobby appearance on a game show.

youtu.be/ZMD2K0vj0Xs?...

A screencap showing an overgrown building with the text ABANDONED MR. BLOBBY THEME PARK

There is an abandoned Mr. Blobby Theme Park!?!? England has their own horror movie setting that they've never taken advantage of! Scooby and the gang would roll up to this place and nope right out of it.

A costumed live-action character with characteristic blobby pink body covered in yellow polka dots. He wears a yellow clownish tie. He has a horrifying smile and bulging eyes that jiggle. He is a nightmare made flesh. All tremble in his wake. You know, for kids.

I'm just now finding out about beloved(!?) English children's character Mr. Blobby, presumably an ancient evil sent to punish them for their crimes.

More unrealistic body standards for women

Finally, after decades of research, I have it! Careful Whispers.

Eat shit, George Michael

lol gottem

Only reasonable choice. I'm sure they would hate the bad press if suspicions of drugs at the festival caused it to be hit with a kinetic strike.

Hegseth must be so smug about someone else's drinking problem being reported on. In fact, he might just open that expensive bottle of whiskey to celebrate.

This isn't the right time for anachronisms

Median yankees fan