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Posts by Plain Simple Tim

the best part of any game is when you have to fight an evil version of yourself

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i mean, who among us

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Me after doing Dual Destiny with @mcjones.bsky.social:

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You can induce any fetish in yourself, but you can’t just apply it to the general community.

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To paraphrase my ol’ mate Aristotle: two girlies does not a Collective-Noun-Of-Weirdly-Sexually
-Charged-Girlies make

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1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner

housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]

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That’s girly, singular.

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Barn, mate, there ain’t no girlies in that space.

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Absolute “spend less on candles” energy here.

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“If you’ve never burnt out I recommend guarding against it with all your life. I’ve recovered from burn out more than once and every time you are bit lesser. Every time.” - David Gaider

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A map of Canada.
Showing Edmonton and Whistler.
Calgary is on the map but crossed out and annotated “bad”.
The entire east side of Canada is labelled “even worse”.

A map of Canada. Showing Edmonton and Whistler. Calgary is on the map but crossed out and annotated “bad”. The entire east side of Canada is labelled “even worse”.

A breakdown of Canada by David Gaider

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If it was Huon pine we’d know from the smell I reckon. I dunno what it is, I wonder who’s the right person to ask

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Hmm I’m not aware of the story with them, the colour doesn’t make me think they are Huon pine.

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Overall I think valve publishing actual number of concurrent players has hurt the industry so much.

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colorful anthropomorphized moon smiling at a small Orion spacecraft in space

colorful anthropomorphized moon smiling at a small Orion spacecraft in space

“you came back!” ✨🥹

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I’m always saying this

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Be the change you want to see in the world… no like that

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Spent the whole day talking to people and now my voice sounds incredibly gravelly.

I should record a cover of House of the Rising Sun.

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Stop making this show sound so interesting, I’m too lazy to pirate it!

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You’re fun to chat with

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Hypothesis: FOSS (and especially Free Software) is no longer a political movement, it’s a club or social group.

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I've been thinking about it. And I think there might only be three types of narrative game

1. Explore the Psyche of Man
2. Stuff Already Happened, And Now You're Here
3. Lesbian Bartender

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And all your cars

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I’ve been laughing about this for two days now and I hope it never stops being funny.

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This makes it sound like we’ve brought David down to assassinate him.

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a parody of the calvin and hobbes strip where his dad explains the dichotomy of music to calvin, causing immense distress in calvin. In this version, the dad has been replaced by octodad, and all of the test from the dad has been replaced by onomatopoetic "blublbublblubs"

a parody of the calvin and hobbes strip where his dad explains the dichotomy of music to calvin, causing immense distress in calvin. In this version, the dad has been replaced by octodad, and all of the test from the dad has been replaced by onomatopoetic "blublbublblubs"

Did someone say dad game?

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heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

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I had probably said it but dismissively

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This kinda feels like the animators saw bsky.app/profile/kevi... and went “yeah nah Recon is the top”

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Why has nobody from the game industry protested the imprisonment of this brave and innovative game designer

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