Not to mention regular Red Kite flypasts!

Replying on behalf of my 82yr old wife who is confined to bed due to lack of mobility. I put some feeders outside her window and she's seen Robin, Blue, Great and Coal Tit, Starling, Goldfinch, Greenfinch Siskin and Sparrow, amongst others. It definitely helps lift her spirits!

Excellent 😊. I think he might also add the observation that the Trump administration makes the Goon Show seem perfectly sane. And perhaps he could end with his celebrated Bluebottle impression and a Harry Secombe raspberry.

I'd definitely get one. Why are modern cars all so boring?

He actually hates Nature, doesn't he?

Also, you're much more likely to.go under these machines, rather than bounce off the bonnet and escape with a few bruises.

It's just fascinating. How does she know to do this? I mean, I know this behaviour evolved somehow, but I can't even begin to imagine that process!

AI fakery. Clangers only speak in strange whistles, as any fule kno.

He's writing a list of journalists who will face justice when he's PM. Your name vill also go on zer list!

I'm having 'Who Knows Where The Time Goes' at my funeral.

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"Thats the last time I play the tart for you Jerry".

He's no Churchill, is he?

The Government needs to realise more regulation won’t fix our broken water system.

We need to kick financial predators out & take it back into public control.

But don’t just take it from me. Listen to a sewage campaigner who inspired Channel 4’s ‘Dirty Business’.

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"Don't mention Pearl Harbour. I did it once but I think i got away with it."

Cameo videos and data harvesting competitions. No other party, or party leader, would do this. It all looks cheap and unprofessional.

We drove over to Stokenchurch just to see them. Now they're in the skies over our Hertfordshire garden every day. Never tire of seeing them 😊.

What? The Asian and African ladies who care for my disabled wife are secretly planning to kill us both? But they all seem so lovely!

We really shouldn't laugh. Unrequited love is a terribly sad thing.

Israel and the US appear to want to do to Tehran what they have done to Gaza: reduce a busy and complex society to a toxic wasteland.

Alternative view of reality from Facebook

Our grown up kids nagged us into getting one of these smart doorbells. Now we pay 4.99 a month for it to tell us someone is approaching the house, a good 10 seconds after the dogs, without any technological aid, have already let us know.

I reckon the journos have got some competition going, to see who's the first to do a 'gotcha' on Zack. Waste of time 😊

About time you showed us your balls again 😊.

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Pulp poetry.

Marvellous!

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Looks right at home out on the wiley windy moor 😉