I'm impressed at how you manage to be the most fuckin oblivious, tone-deaf CEO on a gigantic pile of shitty, out-of-touch CEOs

Adding accounts to a list does not require AI

Following a tag does not require AI

There is nothing that I want to do with social media that requires AI and if something about social media requires AI I do not want to do it.

Hey jay, you make custom feeds by following people, you dont need AI for that

What is it gonna take for it to sink in that normal people dont trust AI, period.

Nah I don't need an LLM misinterpreting what I want and/or outputting something that objectively isn't what I asked for/is clearly deficient. Which is a non-trivial risk.

also deeply ironic to say this and then your team posts smugly like this on twitter.

It seems to me that is not an argument against being upset. It is an argument to be even more upset. Slop was snuck onto our systems without consent, and then "well we did it six months ago and didn't tell you, so it's too late" is supposed to calm us down instead of making us more angry.

Imagine being this far up your own ass

Crazy people don’t think they are crazy. They hear voices and act on what the voices tell them. The difference between calling the voice Bob or calling it Jesus, is if it were Bob they’d be in treatment. We’ve just normalized hearing voices as long as they call it God or Jesus.

Science always wins

If I've said this once, I've said it a thousand times.

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Tech Allbirds announces stunning pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes 175% Published Wed, Apr 15 20269:25 AM EDTUpdated 1 Min Ago thumbnail Lola Murti @in/lolamurti/ @lolavkm Share Share Article via Facebook Share Article via Twitter Share Article via LinkedIn Share Article via Email Allbirds made a surprising announcement Wednesday that it is pivoting to artificial intelligence. Shares of the company were up as much as 200% pre-market.

Everything is fucking dumb all the time now

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ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

All of the Clavicular news today is very sad to me. That's a young man who is deeply in pain. All those manosphere men seem to be. It's a symptom of our society that young men have so few options other than devolved MRA influencer. They are not well and how can they be in this world?

Alligator Alcatraz phones were cut off. Then the beatings began, court docs say Attorneys say the Trump and DeSantis administrations are disregarding a court order requiring access to phones and attorneys for detainees.

The Constitution and a court order both say that the Everglades detention facility must allow people access to their attorneys.

Instead of complying, guards are cutting off people’s phone access and beating people who speak up.

I keep wondering what the oil story would look like if so many people in national media weren't relatively affluent and didn't live in places where they don't have to drive much.

State-sanctioned terrorism

That asshole wants to put ordinary people in a digital surveillance cage while the Zionist Epstein class is exempt and has impunity. If anyone belongs in a cage its those fuckers.

Rare autoimmune diseases fucking suck ass bro. I know someone that got diagnosed with MOGAD recently and it's so rare and its definition so new there aren't even any clinical trials to reference for treatment efficacy, and there are no approved treatments, just all around bleak shit

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it’s so gross how many americans only seem to care about global events when they’re personally impacted by something like higher gas prices

Tech oligarchs don't even care about having a "quiet part" of their message anymore. They hate women, they hate democracy, and they want a surveillance state.

Price chart showing that less than 9% of confined people are held in private prisons.

Private prisons are bad, but they’re a small part of the system.

Mass incarceration is driven by public policy & spending — choices made by your *elected officials*

Thank you, @lukelebrun.ca, for breaking this story so that I could have the opportunity to write jokes about this nepo baby asshole, always a pleasure, etc etc

Per Forbes yesterday: Abu Dhabi set to get world's first Harry Potter land with Hogwarts and a probably CGI or genAI image of a garish Hogwarts like you'd expect to see in Abu Dhabi

The revolutionary guard has the chance to do a very very very funny thing

one last thing about the military being filled with poor people who just HAVE TO KILL BROWN PEOPLE TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE

these fucking libs do not have half as much sympathy for women who go into survival sex work or those who suffer from addiction. all their sympathy is spent i guess

My parents were the only people wearing masks in the cancer ward during my dad’s treatment last year. Lucked out and didn’t get sick during the procedures for which he had to be sedated.

My mom mentioned another patient who looked very frail, caught a cough, then suddenly wasn’t there anymore.

When people's identities are labeled “not match relevant,” we all have to speak up. We’re calling on @stlcitysc.com to do better. Stand with us. #allforcity