bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

chicken

Image of a custom made food item called "500 Cigarettes" in "Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream". Its just 500 cigarettes.

me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users

im watching it again rn you can't conceive of how autistic i've been abt this movie for quite how long

us :)

jojo is like if catholic trauma were for club gays

fym they're making salmon run into a whole game and nobody told me

beautiful dragons who look at u like ur prey or something

#ezramoments |

tomodachi life baby cutscene spoilers
but i fucki9ng cried laughing

One two punch stickers on my way out of work today.

come on man.

Every day I think if this banger

there's probably nothing funnier in the world than rotoscoping

art should disturb the comfortable and give me a boner

save me new plastic

"is the cis or trans" doesnt matter when she's what the tgirls aspire to be. simple.

one thing i learned as a working adult is to never let anyone know how fast you finished a job

i think the customers should go away forever

straight up making pained noises and choking on ur breath and shit

sometimes u have a shift that makes u cry like an anime character

glitchec out kefka from the 7.5 trailer

[wakes up][clown vanishes] aaaahhh that was a nice rest. i slept like a baby all night. time to start the day [gets up] [takes a shower and brushes teeth] [gets dressed] [goes about my day taking care of business] [comes home] fwoo i'm tired. it's time for a hard-earned night's rest. [lies down] [falls asleep] [evil clown materializes in my room and watches me sleep all night]

somehow azem got something to do with this

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