Last night I smoked some of Collins’s really strong pot and was convinced this picture was trying to tell me some sort of secret message

Anyways, for sure crazy woman, but she was great with the kids and her book series sounds great

And she said both of her grandfathers were in secret societies she then said “I can’t tell you which ones, but if you google ‘real secret societies’ they will come up.” And so I did, and one of the top results was the kkk

Kids had an author visit today, it was so weird this woman kept bragging about how rich/ successful/ and smartshe was and her parents both went to Harvard medical, all that

Robert plant crashed at my place last week, and I woke up at one point in the middle of the night and was like "who is this woman with beautiful hair and why is she in my bed"

Eaglewing (Legions of Metal 2025) | Live At Reggies 5.2.25 (Full Set) YouTube video by Reggies Chicago

wildhow in 2026 I am friends with a pair of twins, one of whom looks exactly like Robert Plant and the other who looks exactly like Frank Zappa. Style, voice, everything. This is no exaggeration. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sWi...

The same kid keeps breaking his computer, so I was working with him today on mine. For the presentation I said he could add pictures if he wanted and so he chose this gif.

Was working with the kid who said my shoes were “interesting” in a bad way. today He said “your nails are super dark and sparkly. I like that”

Saturday I was talking about how I really love bread tabs, I just think they’re beautiful, and Collin was like “where did you come from”
Also saw this today :)

"which orange came first, the color or the fruit"

"how come you need water to survive but it can kill you in so many ways"

kid came up to me and said "to go to sleep you have to pretend to be asleep"

I have somehow landed myself in a love triangle between two best friends

they don't understand why they can't do that and one kid argued with me saying "what if you can't tell" and I was like "I promise we always can." one girl was editing her paper and kept having to ask me what words she supposedly wrote meant.

60% of my students just copied and pasted a wiki article word for word for their research papers and the other 40% copied everything from chat gpt

Spent like an hour last night crying over the little bull stuffed animals at build a bear
Nothing should be this cute

Reading every piece of world news and trying to imagine it’s all a big April fools day prank

Yesterday Collin kept imitating the white dancers on soul train

Afterschool we going to play pretend as sea animals so make sure you know what sea animal you are before you come ❤️🥹

Didn’t drink much coffee over break so today I had 4 cups and now I’m trying to throw up quietly in the bathroom

The asthmatic can have 1 cigarette as a treat, but only if they have their inhaler

Biggest motorcycle I’ve ever seen blasting “set fire to the rain”

IF YOU WERE A PLANT WHAT PLANT WOULD YOU BE AND WHY

Hahahaha omg true

Has anyone ever heard anyone irl say “in English please?” When someone says somethin complicated?
I don’t think it happens

I said “the idea of Canada” and Collin and I said simultaneously “band name”

Im so curious

Girl I went to ha with just posted a story saying she was at the thrift store looking for deals, then she posted her haul and she got an ugly purse for TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS. Ma’am that is NOT a thrift store

My friend nick came by the other weekend and accidentally took one of Jenna’s shoes thinking it was his

Never actually submitted my nursing school application bc there’s a $100 fee and I have to save up for that lmao