Have you noticed how Our Sister of Unintentional Self-Ownage goes on these wild screeds where she just projectile-vomits a bunch of comments to placate her fragile ego, basically doing anything possible to pretend she’s a Leftist & not a diet-MAGA feels-over-reals human supremacist?
c-r-i-n-g-e
Co-worker: "What don't you support again?"
Me: "treating humans as owned commodities"
Co-worker: "That's a hassle. Can't you just be flexible for a day?"
Me: "What's the point of principles if I can just bend or break them?"
Anyway, I probably won't be invited to the open-air job-fair thing.
Co-worker: "What don't you do again?"
Me: "roofie and date-rape women"
Co-worker: "That's a hassle. Can't you just be flexible for a day?"
Me: "What's the point of principles if I can just bend or break them?"
Anyway, I probably won't be invited to the “cruising for women” thing
Non-vegan leftists:
“Boycott Disney! Cancel your Plus subscription!… YES, we did it!”
Also non-vegan leftists:
“Boycott the Animal Agriculture Industry!? Whoa now—much too big of a problem that could ever be solved with individual actio—OH LOOK OVER THERE! ITS THE CAPITALIST BOOGEY MAN!”
🏃♀️💨
Where do you think the Maasai gained their “just tap the cow for some yummy blood smoothie and put some clay on the wound” inspiration from?
Except for Maxwell’s Cheetahs…
…that developed a niche tactic of knocking ruminants to the ground and taking turns going at the teats
😂
I’ve realized I’m highly lactose intolerant since going WFPB.
I’d probably try the yeast-poop casein products once… bathroom nearby…
Rule of thumb: If the plant-clette doesn’t smell mildly of vomit while heating it’s B.S.
(Oh boy, here comes Our Lady of Perpetual Outrage for a round of VoMiT eAtiNg VeGaNs 😂)
“I think it’s fine if a parent is consensualist and pro-body-autonomy and refuses to allow date rape in their own home, but also doesn’t get mad if their child date-rapes at a friend’s house.”
See how that logic falls-apart once we swap-out a victim you actually extend moral consideration towards?
I wish I had your handicap
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I started my education at Ecolent with predominantly U.N. satellite office kids, one of the big reasons I get so amused when carnists accuse me of being “racist…”
…Like, my best friends were literally Kenyan, Fijian and Pakistani 😂
I predominantly moved to NYC to feel real diversity again 🤣
> where I live
Oh hey 👋 former-dwelled-with-mandatory-bomb-shelter here 😂
Genève
A few years back I saw an outfit en Suisse that was doing plant Raclette, ever try it?
Early-you’ll-be-vegan experience was channel-flipping in my 1st Boston apt., stumble on a mid-day investigative report exposé on the underground cat-meat trade
Immediate shot:
Half-boiled de-furred still-alive cat getting its brainstem clevered in a commercial kitchen 🤢
How I see cows nowadays…
Please don’t be one of THOSE vegans who thinks we should starve ourselves of real heme iron and taurine 🔪 🐈 🥩
Cat meat cured my pre-diabetes, you insensitive gate-keeper.
Are you trying to trigger pearl-clutch-ageddon, here?
Do you think these middle-school-level insult-comic-trolls have the sophistication to understand you’re attempting to elevate animals to human levels of moral consideration & not the knee-jerkingest-opposite interpretation of it?
…I’ve got news
That’s… not what it means at all.
You seem fun at libraries 👍
Muted.
Shhhhh don’t tell the “leftists” they’re perpetuating right-wing talking-points, they really hate it.
Oh boy Hugo, if there’s one thing you can count on Our Lady of Perpetual Outrage for, it’s having your analogy *Whooosh💨* right past the cerebral cortex, straight to that amygdala, and barf-out as a cool knee-jerk about you being “racist” or “antisemitic” or “sexually deviant”
Clutch them pearls!
What a cunning vegan-point-destroying response 😂
A fucking gif projecting the logic pretzels these corpse-lickers twist for themselves to pretend they’re not super-racist immigrant-abusers implicit in their purchase decisions 🙄
Remember when DCC called Crown Heights a “shithole”? 😂
So MAGA-like
Meaty-one.
Suggesting a Ⓥegan is hypocritical because “SOCIETAL WRONG COMMITTED” is classic Nirvana Fallacy
No amount of “No, YOU!” Is going to change the fact that our German friend was trying to wriggle-out of culpability for his abhorrent purchase decisions trying to use that vehicle…
No, this is you having a hard time bridging the gap between the two logics because you deem one party “worth protecting” and the other “not worth protecting” 👍
Has anybody noticed that Sister Mary «Soy Rage» Gifs’ trite AI ‘parody’ infers that non-vegans are the ones who are “sexually repressted”?
So… the vegans are getting tons of action?
If you say so 😂
…explains not being able to go more’n 4 posts without mentioning vegan sexuality 🤭
So much cope
Hey, have we forgotten that these meat-simps are contributing to a system that subjects a large constituency of undocumented immigrants to psychological trauma… Upticks in domestic violence and pet abuse… All for slowly-decaying flesh nummies 🤷
And they probably think they’re not racist A.F. 😂
🤡🥩🎪
“Most people don’t have that option”
No Walmarts here in NYC, but when in Sullivan Cnty we shop there. Ridiculously cheap vegan lifestyle if you’re relying on it for a majority of staples.
Absolute B.S. cope.
@meatflakecopium.bsky.social suggesting 82 cubic liters
You shouldn’t.
Meat’s actually super gross—we only adapted to that shit like 2.5 million years ago… a blip in the grand scheme of primate and hominidae evolution.
There’s a reason our closest cousin on the taxonomic tree still eats only 5% meat, 95% plants. The next-closest only rarely eat bugs…
I’ve got a better idea!
Let’s ask Alex Hershaft—literal Nazi Holocaust Survivor—what HE thinks concentration camps are similar to:
See, that’s how your cognitive dissonance wanted you to perceive it, but in actuality they were just drawing a parallel between two societal injustices that are at different stages of cultural extinguishment…
Reducing their argument that way makes you look ignorant.
Grow up and #govegan
“I will work to accommodate the body autonomy needs of others. Just don’t be rude about it”
Ya don’t think putting a bolt-gun against a sentient beings’ head & pulling the trigger is a bit “rude” when it’s 100% completely un-necessary?
Adjust those horse-blinders. You just peeked at some truth 👍
“If you see me posting a picture of my rape victims and you want a suggested alternative to a part of it, if you are pro-body-autonomy or consensualist, just ask without inflammatory language. Don’t say you don’t “respect women,” It’s sexual-gratification-shaming. I don’t tolerate that in my feed.”
