Imagine if ChrisChan had been on the shuttle

Got roughed up by Wesley Bell's goons for being in an interracial relationship. The left me at the Schnucks on Grand dressed like a Lime Bike.

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I think it would be really beautiful to be the first man to get divorced on the moon.

Threatening Jack White with a gun and making him smoke K2 with me and my cousins until he acts right.

great size. look thick. solid. tight. keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. show us what you got man. wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. thanks for the motivation.

Rodney Moore: I'm using the cat brush.

Chevron telling their crew to get on deck and start cranking hog, sucking and feeling on each other, blasting Ladytron, to make it too weird for the Iranian navy to interact with them.

Israel is the biggest threat to the world, and doubly so with Barnacle Jim's hole being allowed to heal.

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

Hate a SNL skit where everyone is giggling like it's an CMFM scene.

IMO its not a lack of hobbies thats the problem, its that every hobby is now a GIG. That thing you do for fun? Well monetize it, run a tiktok, take commissions, get that 2nd or 3rd source of income going on top of your 9-5. The things that we once did for joy are now part of our survival

An April 5, 2026 8:03 AM post from Donald Trump saying “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

White Boys after watching Dune one time.

The DNC has a much bigger gift in Piker, and they will motherfuck him the entire way. It going to be an interesting time.

I do think that Piker might be more of a sheepdog than Chapo were at their apex. Chapo were definitely more into funneling people into things like the DSA or convincing people to kind of drop out entirely.

We all know what happened, though. Piker has folks attention the same way Chapo did after Hillary lost in 2016. I think he's a little smarter and less cynical than that wave of lefty podcasters. He's trying to create a big tent outside of the DNC, and for the establishment that is a huge problem.

Danny Devito came out and really got the crowd going for Bernie. Bernie isn't exactly a great speaker, but he really drew you into thinking that, maybe once, a better world was possible. There were hard times ahead, but there would be such a sweet payoff.

The next day was Bernie, speaking at a high school gym not too far from Hillary the day before. Out of the three candidates, his rally felt the most hopeful. People danced and laughed during the downtime. It was such a great vibe.

Still, he somehow came off better than Hillary. He had a lot of red meat for his base. Mind you, it was all couched in racist authoritarianism, but they ate it up. Hillary largely missed the point. I remember thinking, "If she gets the nom, we're hosed."

Trump was the day before. It was a circus. His rally was at old opera house in downtown St. Louis. Phyllis Schlafly introduced him. He began his speech talking about football when STL just lost their NFL team. His rally was interrupted many times by protesters. There were fights outside.

I remember covering the 2016 MO primary for a newswire. Hillary showed up to a labor hall in Afton wearing a leather outfit and gold jewelry that, shit you not, made her look like a Lannister. Her speech was terrible. Like she was talking to a room of financiers instead of normal people.

The Hasan Piker thing feels like a retread of the Chapo/Cum Town thing a decade ago where the DNC and centrists could not understand why they lost and instead of looking inward they blame their loudest critics to the left of them.

This Sammy Sosa Fleshlight smells like bubblegum. Oh well.

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Jean-Paul Sartre: Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.
It is up to you to give life a meaning.

Me, half paying attention to whatever he’s going on about:

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