Norm Macdonald bit ass reality.

To explain this first, I'm very high.

Upon seeing this I instantly had "damn it feels good to be a baby" obviously set to the Geto Boys tune. Because it's not hard to be a baby, that's ridiculous, it's like the easiest stage of life!

I'm not mad at it, I just thought it was bad. They did a bad job with the movie.

Freedom of speech by Rockwell

I hate it

It sucked. Soulless garbage that misunderstood 3/4 of it's main characters.

I'm only half joking, I HATED this fuckin guy and his empty, vapid nationalistic garbage almost certainly influenced me being instantly allergic to that shit later in life.

Also DX and the nWo taught me that rules were for breaking and tradition bites.

Fuck I'd watch that

The patriot, a dork in an american flag themed mask and gear. He fucking SUCKED.

This fucking jobber IS America? That's the best you could do?

In retrospect my radicalization began when The Patriot debuted in the WWF because if that fucking dork was the personification of the American spirit, I wanted nothing to do with it.

I would say drop that link.

Recording of you doing rap god when????????

This is the sickos.jpg guy's daughter.

MISSING CHILD: Authorities have concerns for the safety of 12-year-old Sayvon Brown, reported missing from the Mankato area on Sunday night.

More: bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/concern-f...

I was going to say this was ridiculous but in context I can't argue against it 😒

I mean... That's kinda Paul right lol

I don't think he fucked. I think Chi Chi just brought some of his hair to Bulma and had capsule corp do the rest. That's right, Gohan is a capsule baby.

I had a minor panic attack this morning because I thought a neighbor kid I've never spoken to was in danger.

Well call me a feminist/radical gender abolitionist because I protest all the above points???

Onion InfoWars product store showing "TURN YOUR GOLD INTO PISS" next to "TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLD"

Losing my mind over how good this is

I'm not sure who else it would be lol

I bet if you put heroin on the app store it would have mostly positive reviews too.

They're calling it Brand New
Day and Paul is in it. They're doing a greatest hits of all the worst stuff from the last 20 years lol

I think we're just getting The Other 😒

Wait they renamed Bloodline to MFT? Which stands for My Family Tree? Why???

This guy is the only British person who should be allowed to write.

Yes, I have just done a naked forward roll. But there was a good reason Adrian Chiles

Opinion Homes I've no fewer than 17 wooden spoons. But I have a favourite and I'd miss it for ever if it went missing Adrian Chiles

Celebrating 4/20 in your 20’s vs celebrating 4/20 in your 30’s

Alex Jones staff just gave him a print out of the news that Onion will take control of Infowars. Jones said he speed read it while a caller was talking.

I would also like to know

Wear this shirt to instantly have every woman within three counties instinctively cover their drink when you enter that radius.

I would like to meet the angry young women (no younger than 30 tho plz) if anyone can make some introductions.