someone in the king's guard obviously didn't think this one through

combo of no opposable thumbs, just hooves, on a fragile shell-based body that's already broken is a recipe for disaster

even for a potential omelette

The kind of face you would struggle — STRUGGLE — to stop slapping once you started.

Before, during and after, IMHO.

Hell. They should be vetted once a sodding month.

Piers Morgan: always a perfect excuse to cut away to something else

“Ah, you’re a waffle man.”

And the crew were out for the second one.
Hope they enjoyed the fireworks…

Watch it anyway. Every director has a “fallow” period.

Quoting someone anonymous: I swear all the movies with a "Must rescue the President!" storyline have been ruined for me. I just feel like it's unrealistic now. "SIR! THEY HAVE THE PRESIDENT!" *everyone exchanges glances* "Ahhh...well, that's unfortunate." *goes back to typing*

FFS. Now I'm worried something's happened to him, and I barely even cared before.

Patricia Quinn as Magenta: an epitome of hot

Reminds me of this thread I did on the other place about Elton John headlining Glastonbury after everybody had taken the piss out of his lockdown rendition of I'm Still Standing.

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

You can’t expect Keir Starmer to have known Mandelson was dodgy as fuck. Nobody told him.

Probably nobody told him Israel was committing war crimes either.
Or that the two-child benefit cap was starving kids.
Or that trans people are human beings.
Or that immigrants are a net benefit.

So ... what is it, then? Incompetence?

Please repost if you agree that the BBC has been undermining democracy and enabling foreign interference in our politics by promoting and protecting Farage.

Deeply weird. Great fun.

Pretty much anything filmed by Deakin.

That guy could arguably make a z-grade zombie flick with a budget of 20p look like Caravaggio.

Etkili Haber Yeni Sayfa TKIL ABE! @etkilihaberyeni Ø Translated from Turkish Show original New Hungarian Prime Minister Peter Magyar appeared as a guest on state television M1 for the first time and made shocking statements: -We will suspend this channel's news service. This isn't about me; I'm not seeking revenge. Our people deserve journalism that reflects the truth. -We will nationalize the assets given to businesspeople and foundations during the Orbán era. -The Mathias Corvinus Collegium Foundation, close to Orbán, was transferred 10% of MOL (oil company) and Gedeon Richter (pharmaceutical company) for free. We will take back these shares.

-After 16 years of the Orbán era, 400,000 Hungarian children in this country are living in deep poverty. -President Sulyok is no longer the president of this country in my eyes or in the eyes of the people. -(In response to the host asking about his meeting with Zelensky as a counterpoint) I get your joke, and l even like it. But your references no longer carry any meaning. -According to you, Germany has collapsed, there's no internet there, people aren't even having sex. The Hungarian people were laughing at you. -It was said on this channel that even my young children won't talk to me, when in fact my children live with me.

-(When the host interrupted him) No host in this studio ever dared to interrupt Hungary's most corrupt and most lying prime minister. -(When asked about the legal basis for closing the news service) For someone on this channel to accuse me of breaking the law looks like a thief accusing the police.

What we wanted was for Keir Starmer to go on Kuenssberg the day after the election and do this

Well, I guess a needed a break from here

Came on here to post exactly this…

Champion Level trolling.

Wish I could somehow filter out screen-shots from Truth Social.

Just want a summary -- and that's bad enough, don't need to actually SEE his shit, people.

Up to 78% now…

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If only they could take and launch Musk in one of these

It’s like they WANT to make the royalty look like abject Ruritanian forelock-tugging tools.

Like how I imagine they think the rest of us hoi-polloi are.

Have had that edition of Kiteworld for forever.

Absolute classic.

Bought the 4K the other day and ... no regrets.

Still unapologetically love this film.