Tell them you know the best knock knock joke but they have to start it.

My coffee is being bossy today.

#starbucks #coffee

I now have 87 pictures just like this one but you can never have too many.

#cats #catsofbluesky

Pre-order just arrived. Can't wait to read this one.

#thecaretaker #marcuskliewer #books

Cat fort.

#cats #catsofbluesky

#caturday #adoptdontshop #sheltercats

#caturday

Hazelnut is a terrible flavor and should not be allowed in any food, ever.

Trying to find a team name for trivia on Rex Manning day.

(We went with Damn the man, save the empire).

#damntheman #empirerecords #rexmanningday

Sun's out, tongue's out.

#cats #catsofbluesky

Smiled at this and then realized oh shit it is today.

#caturday #adoptdontshop #sheltercats

#caturday

#caturday

This is pretty much what I looked like when I left the theater.

Scream 7 is a really fun slasher with good use of its surprise guest actors (no spoilers) and solid Ghostface fun. I feel like Ghostface was more scary than he has been in years and having the mc's child be in danger made it scarier. Loved it.

#scream7

Snoozes.

#cats #catsofbluesky

Wait I thought I could pay an extra $45 to get on an airplane. No one said I had to vote.

Theo likes to sleep with his head on this little pillow like a person.

#dogs #dogsofbluesky

Fifteen seconds of Eleanor living her best life. 💕

#caturday

Hazel says Happy Valentine's Day!

#caturday #valentinesday #valentinesday2026

Loving this book. Weird stuff happening? Uninvited guests, which are my own personal nightmare? Doppelgangers, creepy basements, mysterious houses where things change on their own? Yes, please.

#books #nowreading #weusedtolivehere

Wait did someone actually listen to me? You can save drafts now? Nice.

#bluesky

The animals are nerding out.

#cats #catsofbluesky #dogs #magicthegathering

Hazel ❤️

#caturday

#newyearsday #cats #dogs

My favorite cat at the rescue just got adopted and I'm so happy for her I can't even be sad that I won't get to see her again.

Ok I'm still sad but also really happy.

#adoptdontshop #cats #sheltercats

New cat alert. This is Roger.

#caturday #sheltercats #adoptdontshop

Merry Christmas from me and Hazel and the rest of the gang. 🎄🎁

#christmas #christmas2025

The day of reckoning is upon us.

I mean, Merry Christmas Eve.

#Christmas #Christmas2025 #ChristmasEve