I'm totally not sat in the sunshine eating a pistachio magnum while I wait for my son to finish his driving lesson shh... 🤫

The website is really quiet at the moment.

The upside of that is if you were to order right now, we’d probably dispatch it VERY quickly.

She lay sleepless when a strangled cry issued from his snoring form.
After the third whine she shook him awake. A grunt and quick return to sleep was the only reply to her concern.

Next morning, he had no memory of her nudge...
But remembered clearly howling with the #wolves in the garden. #vsd365

Yes as a teenager (my Mum had always wanted to go)

Please don't feel you can't call me a fool and explain it to me like I was 5. The first is not inaccurate and the second is only one digit out...

Jupiter as an Exotic Marble - NASA Science "A mind of limits, a camera of thoughts" is the name of this contribution from citizen scientist Prateek Sarpal. Jupiter inspires artists and scientists with its beauty. In this image, south is up, an...

I find it intriguing that the most recent photos of Jupiter, taken by Junocam (a visible spectrum camera) are so markedly different in colour from those I would expect. What am I missing?
science.nasa.gov/image-detail... #space #science #photography

A dreadful fate! 💚

They stood in awe at the alter. The Opal priest sternly demanded their offerings.
Silence reigned as guilty realisation dawned.
The #jade priestess raised her fan as cover and whispered "A token, a bagatelle" and, at their blank looks, "a hair from each of you should suffice"
#vss365

Also got some lovely presents too of course!

Folded piece of printer paper with the words "Happy birthday" at the top In the middle is a drawn picture of a cake with one candle and the words "YOU'RE OLD" on top and on the side "Age: 50000000000.." which wraps round the cake to conclude in "00000000 Y" Under the cake is the words "You = 5x10^50 years old now!

Opened piece of white printer paper with the words "To Mum, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! How do we know how old you are what with you existing since time immemorial? I hope this day will be as good as your 50x10^50-11,000th birthday, when you got to personally experience the invention of agriculture. Love from (obscured)"

Folded piece of white printer paper with the handwritten words "OLD PERSON DETECTOR Scanning family... Juerss Scan Complete! View Results" An arrow points downwards

Folded piece of printer paper, opened to show the inside. Inside the at the top: "OLD PERSON ALERT! Decaying human detected WARNING!" Pictures of four people are displayed on a pop up. The children's faces are obscured. Each has a name, age and note. Person 1 Name: (obscured) Juerss Age: 17 Note: Super Cool Person 2 Name: Lydia Juerss Age: very old (has a yellow warning triangle beside it) Note: possibly a dinosaur Person 3 Name: John Juerss Age: Ancient Note: 24/7 customer support Person 4 Name: (obscured) Juerss Age: unknown Note: probably an alien Underneath written: "dear mum, Happy Birthday, you are now half a century old! Love from (obscured)

Today is my 50th birthday and I know it's a "big" one but I'm not particularly bothered EXCEPT for 2 things - the cards from my kids - first card is the dopey teens offering and the second is Grumpy teens.

Love this💚

✅Motivational House💪🏻 🏋🏻‍♀️ ⏰

Spoke too soon - he has one! open.spotify.com/playlist/1zd...

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www.instagram.com/reel/DXWQ3Ci...
I need a whole playlist of this!

I normally get these relatively easily but the word for sunscreen completely elluded me!

Be Yourself

My son's track has passed 100,000 streams overnight! (I know it's not much in the grand scheme of things but to me that is HUGE!) open.spotify.com/track/0r7ztC... #edm #music #garage #house

Adorable!

A digital drawing of a stone critter covered in moss, dirt and yellow wild flowers enjoying the rain while sitting on a log

I have a lot of critters to choose from for today's #repostYourArt theme, but this little one made of stone is one of my favorites 💛

#art #critter #cuteart #illustration

All hail the burtle!

So cute! ♥️

10/10 no notes!

They walked down towards the sea but, getting closer, she saw many figures didn't pause at the edge, just carried on walking into the water. Turning to her guard she gasped "Are we going in?! I won't be able to breathe!"
The response was cold "Where did you think the town of #Undersea was?"
#vss365

Argh - tvpos are should be aren't 🤦‍♀️ and ouch! I had a pinched nerve in my shoulder last year - not fun!

It's early so my sleepy brain read that as R2D2 and got all excited 🤣 Hope you are bed bound much longer (but long enough for a good gaming session or two)

It's early so my sleepy brain read that as R2D2 and got all excited 🤣 Hope you are bed bound much longer (but long enough for a good gaming session or two)

I do love a fact that I've never stumbled over before♥️

"She’s been a court interpreter for over 20 years, the only one licensed in Texas for Hindi, Punjabi, or Urdu. Her language skills are requested nationwide..."

"One of her children recently enlisted in the military...

www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...

Frozen in the dark, the only sound: breathing and a small movement from the bed, then abruptly, the light was on.
"Jo? Stop the #trickery and come to bed"
A long sigh, then dark again.
Relieved, she adjusted the knife in her throat, melted through the door and continued her nightly rounds.
#vss365

They were the oldest family in the parish. Their name was in the domesday book and they'd led the Circle for over 20 generations. This #investiture was different though. There was nothing explicit in the constitution to say the Grand Master couldn't be a woman but...
It just didn't sit right
#vss365

No one told me how much of parenthood is sitting in your car, in the dark, waiting for your teenager to stop talking to his friends.