New lens is puttin’ in work getting ready for the regular season!

The economy is fake

Imagine needing to pee so badly but you can’t leave the spacecraft yet and it’s been an hour already

Dumbest timeline etc etc

The NASA guy just said “KPIs” and I physically cringed

I’m always pleasantly surprised when a book adaptation is done really well

Project Hail Mary was the first movie I’ve been to in a while that people clapped at the end for

AI is only good for making shitposts

Don’t tread on me or my iced coffee

Man just lost any remaining support he had from new englanders, they’ll die before giving up Dunks

MUTINY AFTER MIDNIGHT YouTube video by Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson is the undefeated king of making albums that sound cool as hell

Deeply annoying that Chappell Roan released the coolest shirt of all time but it’s a Fortnite collab

My favorite part of Olympic ceremonies is when they stop doing cool stuff and let boring people talk for 30 minutes

We don’t need to create some artsy metaphor for trampoline guy, he can just be trampoline guy, that’s cool enough

Mike Tirico keeps saying “that picture will last forever” like he’s describing some new technology that people aren’t yet familiar with

U S A

The Kung Fu Panda skating routine could heal any problems the world has

HOCKEY

High stakes OT hockey is the most anxiety-inducing thing on the planet, and somehow they made it worse with 3-on-3

Lost a big playoff match in HS tennis, flung my racket 50 feet over the fence tomahawk-style

Not sure there’s anything more chaotic than short track relay, every single aspect of it is insane

Every time I see a Chinese athlete in a dragon-themed fit I compulsively have to say “that’s so sick”

Skeleton broadcaster: “you only get one chance at winning your first”

….thats just like…not remotely true?

Why do all of the American downhill ski women have the coolest names? Are you more likely to become elite with a cool name?

Working your whole life to skate to I’m Blue, this pair is the best millennials have to offer

I will actually be mad if Myers doesn’t win MVP

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You’re gonna follow up a horrible miss on a wide open guy with throwing into triple coverage???????

DRAKE WHAT THE HELL MAN