Someone has to do it

Also waiting on the Legion points update, which I think drops today?

Waiting on my car being serviced and there’s a guy here in Stars and Stripes
Crocs with a ceramic coffee mug. Did he bring it with him? Borrow it from someone who works here? Does this place just have a cache of mugs for customers, and if so who would use one? Many questions this morning

Virginia: if you haven't gone to vote yet you gotta go do it today because you can't do it tomorrow

Starting to question my strategy of not flipping the heat back on for this handful of cool days because it’s 61 in the house and outside temps not supposed to be higher than that until maybe tomorrow afternoon 🥶

Fuck the Canes and all but that was a good time

It’s horrible in the moment if you’re in the building but also that’s the playoffs, constant terror with occasional moments of reprieve

Overtime playoff hockey still very good

I will admit that overturning an OTGWG by the home team, then calling a penalty shot on the play that occurred after the the play was dead for offsides, then finishing the period to go to a second overtime is maybe the most intense experience that a playoff game can be for a home fan

If you make it a judgement call then it’s a big delay like an offsides review. If they implement my reasonable review procedure (max 3 replays at full speed, then make the call) then I’m on board

Puck over the glass I’m ok with. At least it’s quick and it removed a cheap whistle on the PK. Offside review as it stands is an abomination

Randy Marsh with his pants down seated in front of a desktop computer. Everything in the picture is drenched in cum. Randy looks so satisfied

We go live now to league HQ

So many dicks hard at NHL HQ right now at the prospect of taking a GWOTG off the board via offsides review

For much of this movie I thought of it as Solaris for Dummies but that is way too kind to this one and far too harsh on Solaris (the remake, let alone the original)

Turns out I was the fool because this has found a whole near stupid gear

Somehow this is stupider than expected

It’s slingshot time already, or maybe they’re just practicing, but either way they’re kinda in spacesuits and it’s not even halfway yet

Affleck just told Frenchie to sabotage the ship while he’s sleeping, or at least that’s what Frenchie will say he heard when getting reamed for sabotaging the ship

Maybe Laurene Fishburne will reveal that his daughter is dying of cancer, or perhaps giving birth, while he’s on the mission but he doesn’t have any conflicting feelings because he’s a goddamn professional

It’s relatable, if I was banging Emily Beecham I’d be sad about being multiple planets away from her too. Now Frenchie from the Boys is telling Affleck they can slingshot back to Earth instead of further into space, which would be closer to Emily, and that’s gonna be the decision point at the climax

What if the climax is a split timeline counter cut thing where Affleck has to hit a precise window to execute the titular slingshot and he has to decide whether to crash the ship or not because we find out in the past timeline that the girl died before the mission launched and he’s sad about it

Some good spaceship food paste though, really reminds me of the food in the Jupiter mission in 2001

I haven’t seen one spacesuit so far, just a bunch of street clothes that the actors may well have worn to set. Quality cast though (Affleck not included, he carries the stench of his brother)

20 minutes into Slingshot and it’s less space maneuver ballet and more Casey Affleck is sad about a girl

Former Caps great Hathaway sticking the knife into the softest part of the penguin. You love to see it

Did they play some horrible dance remix of Freebird all through the tv timeout at the not-Igloo?

Still a long way to go in the series but it is fantastic seeing the Pens eat shit on home ice

Scorebug for Flyers at Penguins with 13 minutes left in the second. The score is tied at zero. Philly has 9 shots with Pittsburgh has a mighty 3

That’s the stuff right there

Alex Jones is the hardest working man in…whatever it is he does. He doesn’t just eat lunch while callers (and guests) are talking, he also speed reads articles