They don't need Canada they said it themselves

I need the powder stuff

Exactly. It’s messing up my human disguise.

Where can I get peach jello

Next winter I'm coming to visit so I can see snow

Aww Happy Birthday 🥳

Spring cleaning 🧹

I've seen two different women this week yelling at their men in public. Maybe keep your head down I dunno.

My kingdom for a man with a heart

Sad

If any one ever ask why you should never own a pug, this is why

I am shocked

See the shit I have to deal with

I’m gonna save my head. Problem solved.

No matter what I try I have a zillion little flyaways

And that it's a rip off of "More than a feeling"

Can't hear it the same anymore

Oh thank god I was worried

Right back at ya sweet cheeks ❤️

Ew

I think I see why

Really sorry to hear this 🫂

Let’s tell them

Sure but at least it wasn’t USED DENTAL FLOSS

*stares at the used dental floss on my nightstand cause I missed the trash bin*

That sounds terrible!

Mine: he calls me slurs and everyone thinks we’re the same person

What’s a major turn off about your partner that you won’t tell them

Yes same

Keep saying that and eventually I’ll believe you

K so what are we supposed to be doing